King of the Hill! - [ERR VS STDS edition]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

My mechanics are completely ignored.

This ignorance, this CANNOT BE ALLOWED!!!!

I decide to pull in favors regarding the Mermaid Empire, and no sooner do I call the phone than they bombard your pathetic hindquarters into oblivion with friendly fire missiles. You fail to find the time to turn into formes that can tank the damage, and are massively turned into tiny ditto giblets that are doubtlessly going to regenerate...Well over there. Away from the Hill.

IN ADDITION TO THAT THING ABOVE. WE DO IT DOUBLE-TIEM.

ERR HILL!!!

+1 MIL TO THE GLORIOUS REGIME!!!

[Suicune's Fire]

they bombard your pathetic hindquarters into oblivion with friendly fire missiles.

I believe that counts as killing.

Turns out the Mermaid Empire was just another faction of the STDs, and following your plan was all part of our plan. With your guard down, they suck you all up into a giant vacuum cleaner and put you on display half-way across the world at a vacuum cleaner show.

Oouuuuuuuur hill. c:

[Neo Emolga]

We use Titan Armada to zip our way back to the hill before deep-frying the STDs in zesty hot sauce before just blasting them all to Imagination Land in a capsule covered with land mines.

OUR HILL!!!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Given you have regenerative immortality, it's not. It's more accurately 'do not LEAVE THEM PERMANENTLY crippled/dead.'

In any case, I then ban the extremely uncreative 'But X was actually the STDs!' from the arguments of the STDs forever. If they use it again they will lose the hill to their own uncreativity by the legendary Curse Of Repetetiveness(TM).

OUR HILL!!!

[Steven_Six]

Teamwork!
I begin charging one DOOZY of a Thunder attack for when the blobs return.