Given you have regenerative immortality, it's not. It's more accurately 'do not LEAVE THEM PERMANENTLY crippled/dead.'

In any case, I then ban the extremely uncreative 'But X was actually the STDs!' from the arguments of the STDs forever. If they use it again they will lose the hill to their own uncreativity by the legendary Curse Of Repetetiveness(TM).

OUR HILL!!!