Quote Originally Posted by The Nonexistent Tazz View Post
they bombard your pathetic hindquarters into oblivion with friendly fire missiles.
I believe that counts as killing.

Turns out the Mermaid Empire was just another faction of the STDs, and following your plan was all part of our plan. With your guard down, they suck you all up into a giant vacuum cleaner and put you on display half-way across the world at a vacuum cleaner show.

Oouuuuuuuur hill. c: