Epic battle game

[Death's Spook]

The Hyper Beam. The Mother Brain was pretty well armed in a heavy spaceship. She then made the mistake of screwing with Samus. Bam. Bye.

Samus v. The Fates

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

The fates stand no chance. I think we're going to have to get creative to figure out a weakness at this point.

Samus versus a Joltik. If you must know why a Joltik could win, it's tiny, hard to hit, and could sap the oh-so-needed energy straight out of Samus'es armor.

[Death's Spook]

Samus doesn't need her armor to squish a Joltik.

Samus v. The Entire Human Population.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

She could...She wouldn't, at least not until it was too late. FINALLY.

Entire Human Population VS. THE POWER OF THE INTERNET!!

[Death's Spook]

Finally, the Queen is toppled. I think she needs to go on the list of not allowed to fight people.

Internet. Not a question.

Internet v. Armegeddon.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Internet. It's that strong.

Internet Versus Computer Virus.

[Death's Spook]

Computer virus.

Computer virus vs. Samus Aran.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

NONONONONONONONONO-WAIT.

Actually, it would win. If a computer virus could infect Samus Aran's suit and cause some malfunctions...Yhea.

Computer Virus VS. A Firewall

[Death's Spook]

Firewall.

Firewall v. Firefighter.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Firefighter.

Firefighter Vs. Ax Cop.