'On this most wonderful day, only a few years ago... how many? Oh well that doesn't matter, the point is, on this day, PXR was finally finished and created to the public. The process, I'm sure is something you've all been wondering, and I am more than happy to elaborate on such details! It is all written in this archive here, where I will tell the tale, of how Pokemon Crossroads was made.
It all started when an evil scourge known as the Spambots United Way assaulted Pokemon Elite 2000 Forums... (okay that's an interesting way to put it, but anyway) and HarryPotterhad come unto a few select members of ye Olde PE2K to bring forth a fellowship to take the one ring up Candy Mountain, where she would be coming 'round-
Wait, wait.
Wait.
WAIT.
... hold on just a moment...
This, this isn't right at all!
All of the archives have been replaced with nonsense!
Bad fanfiction!
Worst of all... memes!
The records are all gone! Well this... oh no, this might cost me my job! My blue title! I can't lose that! How will I make relevant, overused Europop references without it! No no no, this won't do, not at all. We need something; we need a story or something to tell the forum members what happened! We need the forum-
...
That's it, isn't it?
That's undoubtedly it!
You there! Yes, YOU! You can help me reclaim the lost story of how PXR was made, can't you? Of course you can, you're a strapping, capable user of the internet! I have no doubt you can assist me with this conundrum! Quick, help me post some of the story, bit by bit. In fact get anyone else you can to help as well! We need to educate the masses and save my staff position! Quickly now! There is no time to lose!'
The archives of PXR have been lost! It's your job to help me rewrite how PXR was made! This is obviously has to be 103% accurate accounts, and obviously not a parody of any kind, by any means, whatsoever. Help me work on it from start to finish! We need as many details as possible, from all sources! contribute a few sentences at a time, we don't want the overflow of details to be too much and overload the servers! You can post as much as you'd like, but remember, we're going to have a line up so please step back in the queue and let others a chance at some details!
Rules:
- PXR Forum rules apply!
- Please do not mention any members who may have been banned in the past. This is an absolute no-no.
- If you are mentioning a staff member or normal member in your details, you must mention them so they know what details you are submitting. We like to see those likes for approval of accuracy.
- Please post after a couple of other members have posted after you. This is more of a guideline than anything else.
- You must post at least one sentence in your post. That's it! Feel free to post more!
- We are here to have fun, as dire as the situation is!
Disclaimer: This is a parody and should not be taken seriously in any way. Sabi's staff roll is not at risk though she will continue to make Europop puns, regardless of relevance.
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