How PXR was Made: A Completely 100% Legitimate Biography

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And so that majestic, handsome, and obviously the most dashing(but not as much as the blue trumpet, several have argued,) @Neo Emolga soared through the air, fifteen feet off the ground, by the sheer power of DETERMINATION with the aid of his makeshift gliders; his people have truly taught him well, as one account has speculated catching himself and a horde of Emolgas perched on a nearby tree, each shedding a single tear, and drew the first rainbow of the unnamed lands. This momentous event itself was the spark of hope that spurred everyone to look for @Trainer17's precious hat more than ever, even after @Sans had combed every small pixel!

"Heavens, I feel so inspired," gasped @Vigilante Janobii, "more than ever before, I wish to extend my effort to aid this Tapatalking man!"

"As I do the same, my friend!" @Caite-chan concurred.
@Rival Max simply swooned as the comprehension of the events unfolded before this equally-as-awesome figure.

A voice amongst them peeped, to break the trance that everyone had caught themselves in.
"My brethren, I see something a-yonder!" exclaimed @Chakramaster, pointing over to...

...Ah, oh dear, several scholars are fighting over the accuracy of the event. R-Regardless, they do all agree that @Chakramaster had noticed something amongst the chaos...