How PXR was Made: A Completely 100% Legitimate Biography

[Ganyu]

And thus came the very first crossroads.
The bone. The hat.
For a dog. For a cat.
To split or not to split–that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The search for wind-sailing head-cover
Or take arms against a hOIvemind of tEMMIE.

Will our group be torn asunder,
chasing different plunder?
[cue ominous thunder]