How PXR was Made: A Completely 100% Legitimate Biography

[Ganyu]

"NYEH!"

A new concern had risen. One half of the Pika-pair mod duo was no longer what they were. Once known as Gemma, Papyrus slowly moved through the crowd, bones rattling. She stopped, slightly bonetrousled, before the mysterious bone that Sans had dug out of the ground in the search for the hat. Could the bone have a connection to Gemma's current state?

[Dash]

And as one of the duo had turned into a skeleton, with Heh's to accopany her Nyeh's, we had lost a senior mod to the power of puns and silly text fonts due to this possible bone. It was only a matter of time before the corruption would spread to others. Thankfully a megalomaniac hadn't shown up yet, but it was only a matter of time before the true hero would show themselves, and the fandom collapses in with a cheerful HOI!!!1!

What has become of our crossroads?

[ESPER]

One scholar says that you could call it.... a HOIvemind.

But yes, alas, what has become of the crossroads? Such a complex, compelling story awaits! A crossroad upon a crossroad, spreading out chaotically; infinite timelines of infinite possibilities, and yet, this is the crossroad we chose!

And somehow, this all adds up to the birth of the crossroads...

The bone... of destiny...

[Fate]

Upon the sound of a horrible pun about to be made, the sky grew dark and thick clouds began to gather. The mysterious bone that Sans had unearthed began to float in the air and slowly spin. Papyrus held a finger up to touch it and it stopped spinning before it began to move in a linear direction. Everyone followed except for Sam, who stood shouting, "WHAT ABOUT MY HAT?"

[Ganyu]

And thus came the very first crossroads.
The bone. The hat.
For a dog. For a cat.
To split or not to split–that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The search for wind-sailing head-cover
Or take arms against a hOIvemind of tEMMIE.

Will our group be torn asunder,
chasing different plunder?
[cue ominous thunder]

[Sou]

An ominous wind blew, complimenting the ominous thunder.
A growing list of mysteries slowly piled onto the odd pun-centric group.
A lost hat, a lost voice, a floating bone...
All had to be connected.

As the group followed the strangely floating bone, @Suicune's Fire appeared atop of a hill ahead in a glorious light that shone and sparkled in only the most fabulous of ways possible, her locks flowing about in the wind. She appeared to have arrived with something of great importance...