How PXR was Made: A Completely 100% Legitimate Biography

[Sou]

An ominous wind blew, complimenting the ominous thunder.
A growing list of mysteries slowly piled onto the odd pun-centric group.
A lost hat, a lost voice, a floating bone...
All had to be connected.

As the group followed the strangely floating bone, @Suicune's Fire appeared atop of a hill ahead in a glorious light that shone and sparkled in only the most fabulous of ways possible, her locks flowing about in the wind. She appeared to have arrived with something of great importance...