Bulletproof Monk. It's on netflix. I had mates over and we watched it. We genuinely watched the first half p***ing ourselves, thinking its a comedy mocking action movies. Then I jumped on IMBD and saw it wasn't a comedy. Basically Stifler from American Pie is some Kung Fu Master paired with some aisan monk dude.

Quote of the movie.
See, the thing is,
life doesn't always work out to plan,
so be happy with what you've got,
because you can always get a hot dog.

That wasn't a joke. That was a life lesson they tried to teach.