Quote Originally Posted by Neo Emolga View Post
It works the same for guys. If two friends are hanging out and having fun, why the hell do some people think there's a sexual relation there? Yesterday, my friend and I went to the movies to go see Captain America: Civil War. No problem with that. And yet, neither of us are homosexual. So where do people get the idea that something like that makes it so? Since when does it go from "two guys hanging out and doing fun stuff" to "a gay date?"

Man, and some people wonder why no one wants to leave the house anymore.
Right? I can remember one time my best friend and I were at a football game and we were supposed to man the cameras for the jumbotron. However, something happened (like the cameras couldn't connect or something) so we got the game off and went and hung out with some of our ROTC friends. Well, one of the kids there had brought his younger brother along. Everything was fine until the ROTC had to go do something at half time, so it was just me, my best friend, and this guy's younger brother. IMMEDIATELY after the ROTC kids are out of earshot, the younger brother turns to my best friend and I and goes "So are you two lesbians?" Of course, both of us are in the initial shock phase of this (I was more shocked at being called a lesbian than anything since this is before my memory resurfaced), but this kid took that as either we didn't understand or a silent yes, so he just continued. "So you like that pussy huh? Y'all hang out in the seventh stairwell (that's the forbidden acts stairwell just FYI) a lot?" Long story short, the kid wouldn't shut up, was convinced we were lesbians, and I had to keep my best friend from ripping his head from his neck the entire night. But like, where did he get the idea from since literally in the hour he had known us all we had done was laugh at pictures we showed each other and talk to people. We didn't share food, hold hands, kiss, or anything else that couples do. I don't know where this idea came from or if this kid was just perverted.