ive thought about this extensively...

i can never decide on a name and thats fine because it would probably be a horrible tiny garage band that announces themself under a different name every time they play. current runners for Best Name include piss machine and suffer puppet. we wear masks and bizarre costumes for every performance so our identities are obscured. i would play keyboard and/or do vocals. our music is a terrible combination of many genres but i can only hope it would wind up sounding like wompgrass, edm and folk/bluegrass mashed together in some sort of hellish cacophony. alternatively we are entirely a cover band and we're fine with that, we're just having a good time. we go hard and have approximately 5 fans worldwide, not including our friends and family, who do not approve.

this is my dream