Three-Word Story

[Neo Emolga]

Once upon a time, there was a green penguin with a big ego. He was named Snickerdoodle and lived in Texas in a small shack with liquors he made himself. It was a sunny day when Snickerdoodle met the orange whale at the movie theatre. As always, the movie theatre was full of owls who made loud noises and sandwiches. But something seemed very strange about the sandwiches today. He didn't know why the sandwiches felt so strange. They just did. Today's movie was The Ugly Pterodactyl Goes to Mars. It was just awful.

Suddenly, there was a bright light that made all the sandwiches turn into fish. They began to attack everyone, so Snickerdoodle called the police, but there was a fish that was equipped with heat-seeking missiles. One missile was heading for his phone! So he used his beak to block the explosion and turned into a fire-breathing dragon...

[RobinHoude]

Once upon a time, there was a green penguin with a big ego. He was named Snickerdoodle and lived in Texas in a small shack with liquors he made himself. It was a sunny day when Snickerdoodle met the orange whale at the movie theatre. As always, the movie theatre was full of owls who made loud noises and sandwiches. But something seemed very strange about the sandwiches today. He didn't know why the sandwiches felt so strange. They just did. Today's movie was The Ugly Pterodactyl Goes to Mars. It was just awful.

Suddenly, there was a bright light that made all the sandwiches turn into fish. They began to attack everyone, so Snickerdoodle called the police, but there was a fish that was equipped with heat-seeking missiles. One missile was heading for his phone! So he used his beak to block the explosion and turned into a fire-breathing dragon who promptly ate...

[Fate]

Once upon a time, there was a green penguin with a big ego. He was named Snickerdoodle and lived in Texas in a small shack with liquors he made himself.

It was a sunny day when Snickerdoodle met the orange whale at the movie theatre. As always, the movie theatre was full of owls who made loud noises and sandwiches. But something seemed very strange about the sandwiches today. He didn't know why the sandwiches felt so strange. They just did. Today's movie was The Ugly Pterodactyl Goes to Mars. It was just awful.

Suddenly, there was a bright light that made all the sandwiches turn into fish. They began to attack everyone, so Snickerdoodle called the police, but there was a fish that was equipped with heat-seeking missiles. One missile was heading for his phone! So he used his beak to block the explosion and turned into a fire-breathing dragon who promptly ate one of the...

[RobinHoude]

Once upon a time, there was a green penguin with a big ego. He was named Snickerdoodle and lived in Texas in a small shack with liquors he made himself. It was a sunny day when Snickerdoodle met the orange whale at the movie theatre. As always, the movie theatre was full of owls who made loud noises and sandwiches. But something seemed very strange about the sandwiches today. He didn't know why the sandwiches felt so strange. They just did. Today's movie was The Ugly Pterodactyl Goes to Mars. It was just awful.

Suddenly, there was a bright light that made all the sandwiches turn into fish. They began to attack everyone, so Snickerdoodle called the police, but there was a fish that was equipped with heat-seeking missiles. One missile was heading for his phone! So he used his beak to block the explosion and turned into a fire-breathing dragon who promptly ate one of the fish that was...

[Fate]

Once upon a time, there was a green penguin with a big ego. He was named Snickerdoodle and lived in Texas in a small shack with liquors he made himself.

It was a sunny day when Snickerdoodle met the orange whale at the movie theatre. As always, the movie theatre was full of owls who made loud noises and sandwiches. But something seemed very strange about the sandwiches today. He didn't know why the sandwiches felt so strange. They just did. Today's movie was The Ugly Pterodactyl Goes to Mars. It was just awful.

Suddenly, there was a bright light that made all the sandwiches turn into fish. They began to attack everyone, so Snickerdoodle called the police, but there was a fish that was equipped with heat-seeking missiles. One missile was heading for his phone! So he used his beak to block the explosion and turned into a fire-breathing dragon who promptly ate one of the fish that was making sandwiches. Shocked,...

[RobinHoude]

Once upon a time, there was a green penguin with a big ego. He was named Snickerdoodle and lived in Texas in a small shack with liquors he made himself.

It was a sunny day when Snickerdoodle met the orange whale at the movie theatre. As always, the movie theatre was full of owls who made loud noises and sandwiches. But something seemed very strange about the sandwiches today. He didn't know why the sandwiches felt so strange. They just did. Today's movie was The Ugly Pterodactyl Goes to Mars. It was just awful.

Suddenly, there was a bright light that made all the sandwiches turn into fish. They began to attack everyone, so Snickerdoodle called the police, but there was a fish that was equipped with heat-seeking missiles. One missile was heading for his phone! So he used his beak to block the explosion and turned into a fire-breathing dragon who promptly ate one of the fish that was making sandwiches. Shocked, the other fish...

[Fate]

Once upon a time, there was a green penguin with a big ego. He was named Snickerdoodle and lived in Texas in a small shack with liquors he made himself.

It was a sunny day when Snickerdoodle met the orange whale at the movie theatre. As always, the movie theatre was full of owls who made loud noises and sandwiches. But something seemed very strange about the sandwiches today. He didn't know why the sandwiches felt so strange. They just did. Today's movie was The Ugly Pterodactyl Goes to Mars. It was just awful.

Suddenly, there was a bright light that made all the sandwiches turn into fish. They began to attack everyone, so Snickerdoodle called the police, but there was a fish that was equipped with heat-seeking missiles. One missile was heading for his phone! So he used his beak to block the explosion and turned into a fire-breathing dragon who promptly ate one of the fish that was making sandwiches. Shocked, the other fish quickly retreated, leaving...

(I totally messed up. It was the owls who were making sandwiches. xP)

[RobinHoude]

Once upon a time, there was a green penguin with a big ego. He was named Snickerdoodle and lived in Texas in a small shack with liquors he made himself.

It was a sunny day when Snickerdoodle met the orange whale at the movie theatre. As always, the movie theatre was full of owls who made loud noises and sandwiches. But something seemed very strange about the sandwiches today. He didn't know why the sandwiches felt so strange. They just did. Today's movie was The Ugly Pterodactyl Goes to Mars. It was just awful.

Suddenly, there was a bright light that made all the sandwiches turn into fish. They began to attack everyone, so Snickerdoodle called the police, but there was a fish that was equipped with heat-seeking missiles. One missile was heading for his phone! So he used his beak to block the explosion and turned into a fire-breathing dragon who promptly ate one of the fish that was making sandwiches. Shocked, the other fish quickly retreated, leaving very confused owls...


(But formerly-sandwich fish can make sandwiches too, right?)

[pokemon trainer Felix]

Once upon a time, there was a green penguin with a big ego. He was named Snickerdoodle and lived in Texas in a small shack with liquors he made himself.

It was a sunny day when Snickerdoodle met the orange whale at the movie theatre. As always, the movie theatre was full of owls who made loud noises and sandwiches. But something seemed very strange about the sandwiches today. He didn't know why the sandwiches felt so strange. They just did. Today's movie was The Ugly Pterodactyl Goes to Mars. It was just awful.

Suddenly, there was a bright light that made all the sandwiches turn into fish. They began to attack everyone, so Snickerdoodle called the police, but there was a fish that was equipped with heat-seeking missiles. One missile was heading for his phone! So he used his beak to block the explosion and turned into a fire-breathing dragon who promptly ate one of the fish that was making sandwiches. Shocked, the other fish quickly retreated, leaving very confused owls.

Later that day...

[Fate]

Once upon a time, there was a green penguin with a big ego. He was named Snickerdoodle and lived in Texas in a small shack with liquors he made himself.

It was a sunny day when Snickerdoodle met the orange whale at the movie theatre. As always, the movie theatre was full of owls who made loud noises and sandwiches. But something seemed very strange about the sandwiches today. He didn't know why the sandwiches felt so strange. They just did. Today's movie was The Ugly Pterodactyl Goes to Mars. It was just awful.

Suddenly, there was a bright light that made all the sandwiches turn into fish. They began to attack everyone, so Snickerdoodle called the police, but there was a fish that was equipped with heat-seeking missiles. One missile was heading for his phone! So he used his beak to block the explosion and turned into a fire-breathing dragon who promptly ate one of the fish that was making sandwiches. Shocked, the other fish quickly retreated, leaving very confused owls.

Later that day, Snickerdoodle was visited...