Being Addicted to Undertale Fills You With DETERMINATION.

[Noblejanobii]

Would a cookie help, Gaster? Or how about a Glamburger?

He said a soul might help.

[Neo Emolga]

He said a soul might help.

Guess I can't help him there. I'm definitely not forking mine over.

Maybe he can try asking... Santa Claus.

[Noblejanobii]

Guess I can't help him there. I'm definitely not forking mine over.

Maybe he can try asking... Santa Claus.

But that's like half a year away.

[Neo Emolga]

But that's like half a year away.

Then just think about how excited and festive he'll get when it finally does come around!

He could try looking at eBay. Sometimes people put one up for sale. I haven't heard of too many successful transactions, though.

[Noblejanobii]

Then just think about how excited and festive he'll get when it finally does come around!

He could try looking at eBay. Sometimes people put one up for sale. I haven't heard of too many successful transactions, though.

I think it's illegal to sell your soul on eBay. He could try communing with Satan. Satan's like… a collector or something.

[AWA1997]

I think it's illegal to sell your soul on eBay. He could try communing with Satan. Satan's like… a collector or something.

*listens to the conversation from the void* Oh please, I am not talking to Satan. I may be a monster, but I'm no monster.

[Neo Emolga]

*listens to the conversation from the void* Oh please, I am not talking to Satan. I may be a monster, but I'm no monster.

Yeah, I don't recommend negotiating with that creep.

I'm afraid you'll just have to wait until Christmas. Or, you could quickly adopt some kids and leverage Father's Day as your means of getting one.