Being Addicted to Undertale Fills You With DETERMINATION.

[Neo Emolga]

But that's like half a year away.

Then just think about how excited and festive he'll get when it finally does come around!

He could try looking at eBay. Sometimes people put one up for sale. I haven't heard of too many successful transactions, though.

[Noblejanobii]

Then just think about how excited and festive he'll get when it finally does come around!

He could try looking at eBay. Sometimes people put one up for sale. I haven't heard of too many successful transactions, though.

I think it's illegal to sell your soul on eBay. He could try communing with Satan. Satan's like… a collector or something.

[AWA1997]

I think it's illegal to sell your soul on eBay. He could try communing with Satan. Satan's like… a collector or something.

*listens to the conversation from the void* Oh please, I am not talking to Satan. I may be a monster, but I'm no monster.

[Neo Emolga]

*listens to the conversation from the void* Oh please, I am not talking to Satan. I may be a monster, but I'm no monster.

Yeah, I don't recommend negotiating with that creep.

I'm afraid you'll just have to wait until Christmas. Or, you could quickly adopt some kids and leverage Father's Day as your means of getting one.

[AWA1997]

Yeah, I don't recommend negotiating with that creep.

I'm afraid you'll just have to wait until Christmas. Or, you could quickly adopt some kids and leverage Father's Day as your means of getting one.

I already have two, and they'll both forget me just as quickly as everyone else. I'm surprised you haven't forgotten already and that you can hear me.

[Neo Emolga]

I already have two, and they'll both forget me just as quickly as everyone else. I'm surprised you haven't forgotten already and that you can hear me.

I'm an Emolga with cool superpowers. I have that extra touch of awesomeness to what's already awesome. :)

So just remind your kids about Father's Day and that you'd like a farm-fresh soul as a gift. And if they forget, well, boo hoo to them on their birthdays. ;P

[AWA1997]

I'm an Emolga with cool superpowers. I have that extra touch of awesomeness to what's already awesome. :)

So just remind your kids about Father's Day and that you'd like a farm-fresh soul as a gift. And if they forget, well, boo hoo to them on their birthdays. ;P

Ok, then...

They're both adults and I've been ripped from existence, to the point I can only materialize and be remembered for a week, and getting a soul is difficult, a monster soul because they cease to exist almost immediately and a human soul because so few enter the underground. Do you realize how impossible it would be for them to get me a soul with these conditions?

[Neo Emolga]

Ok, then...

They're both adults and I've been ripped from existence, to the point I can only materialize and be remembered for a week, and getting a soul is difficult, a monster soul because they cease to exist almost immediately and a human soul because so few enter the underground. Do you realize how impossible it would be for them to get me a soul with these conditions?

Yeah, I guess with that said... you're kind of stuck after all.

Cheer up, you old bugger. I'll buy you a drink at Grillby's.

[AWA1997]

Yeah, I guess with that said... you're kind of stuck after all.

Cheer up, you old bugger. I'll buy you a drink at Grillby's.

Do you have any way to send it to the Void? If so, I'd appreciate a bottle of mustard.

[Neo Emolga]

Do you have any way to send it to the Void? If so, I'd appreciate a bottle of mustard.

No worries, mate, I have magic. It's all the rage these days.

*Teleports a bottle of mustard for you into the void.*

That's what friends are for!