The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

**Ganyu** · 12-28-2014, 03:28 AM

Someone bled over the candy canes.

**Sir Sivelos** · 12-28-2014, 03:30 AM

Oh dear. How unfortunate…

**Ganyu** · 12-28-2014, 04:02 AM

That's why they have red colourings now. *gives Sivelos a Bloodied Candy Cane*

**Sir Sivelos** · 12-28-2014, 04:06 AM

This might be useful for crafting.

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*SIVELOS accepts the BLOODIED CANDY CANE, and goes back to pelting REVENAHNK and his forces with deudly air-based attacks.*

**Ganyu** · 12-28-2014, 04:14 AM

*casts Shadow Blitzkrieg, targeting Revenankh*

*casts Barrier Shade; allies get +1 in magical defense*

**Sir Sivelos** · 12-28-2014, 04:31 AM

Remember, Ecrivain! Revenahnk is a Ghost / Fighting pokémon!

*SIVELOS uses level 9999 PHANTOM FORCE! Appearing behind REVENAHNK, SIVELOS attacks with ghostly powers.*

---Somewhere Else---

Spoiler:

**Ganyu** · 12-28-2014, 05:28 AM

Yes I know that he is ethereal as well which is why I'm using spells of my native Dark element...

**The Nonexistent Tazz** · 12-28-2014, 06:37 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Sivelos

Take that to heart, kids.

*SIVELOS uses level 9999 AERIAL ACE on REVENANHK! SIVELOS is attacking viciously and without remorse.*

*NIGHTMARE has turned to focus on REVENAHNK; his PSYCHIC attacks will come in handy against a GHOST / FIGHTING type. He uses level 9999 PSYCHO BOOST on REVENAHNK! He promptly rebuffs himself back to normal.*

*DARK MIND and DARK META KNIGHT are using their mirror-based abilities on the RaGNaK; DARK MIND is creating Mirror-versions of the RaGNaK troops (conditioned to assist you), who go in to fight their counterparts. DARK META KNIGHT is leading the newly created troops into battle, with giant copies of SHADOW GALAXIA exploding out of the ground, impaling any unfortunate RaGNaK troop to get in its range.*

*LIGHT CHAOS has begun sniping REVENAHNK with ARROWS OF LIGHT, level 9999.*

*The END KING, with a mastery over time, is around equal footing with KRATHLOS when it comes to time. He draws his CREDITSWORD and begins chopping and hacking at KRATHLOS.*

*MR. ICE is assisting the END KING, freezing KRATHLOS in place is level 9999 NITROGEN WAVE, spilling massive tidal waves of LIQUID NITROGEN onto KRATHLOS from all sides.*

*GALLIGATH is flying over head, dropping level 9999 ESSENCE OF GUNPOWDER (bombs that inflict burns) onto the RaGNaK.*

*REVENANKH is having a bad day and just lost his 1st HP bar and more, but isn't even bothering attacking you: He's trying to remove the paint off of the walls! This would reveal the Target!*

*Before DM and DMK can do those things, the TELESCOPERS one-shot the both of them! It seems that you will NOT be doing more shenanigans that get you new troops that easily.*

*KRATHLOS counters with the EMERALD CUTLASS, a cutlass with an emerald green shine, blocking every attack until he's frozen. Then the END KING gets hits in...Only to realize that his defense is so high it's practically some kind of joke! And he's got three HP bars! And two extra respawns! You're going to have to really focus on him if you want him dead anytime soon-and the same with REVENANKH.*

*The RaGNaK Forces KRATHLOS leads are culled from stopping your main troops by the bombs.*

Originally Posted by Greystripe

I get so lost in here

Greystripe fell in the ground

*Some RaGNaK attempt to follow you into the hole in the ground. They die, obviously, and their comrades have a hard time feeling sympathetic.*

Originally Posted by Sir Sivelos

Many people do, friend.

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*The above actions persist. GALLIGATH keeps bombing, SIVELOS keeps confounding Revenahnk with speed, DARK MIND and DMK keep doing their thing, etc.*

*The curse of genericness slays you all! REVENANKH has free reign to scratch off more paint!*

Originally Posted by VoltChen Magneton

Pepero Sticks!

/nonsequitur

*Some RaGNaK Troops are confused and hurt themselves.*

Originally Posted by Ghostwriter

Someone bled over the candy canes.

*The disturbing imagery makes some RaGNaK troops flinch.*

Originally Posted by Ghostwriter

That's why they have red colourings now. *gives Sivelos a Bloodied Candy Cane*

*Festive crafting items!*

Originally Posted by Sir Sivelos

This might be useful for crafting.

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*SIVELOS accepts the BLOODIED CANDY CANE, and goes back to pelting REVENAHNK and his forces with deudly air-based attacks.*

*Your air-based attacks resume giving REVENANKH a hard time.*

Originally Posted by Ghostwriter

*casts Shadow Blitzkrieg, targeting Revenankh*

*casts Barrier Shade; allies get +1 in magical defense*

*REVENANKH merely seems annoyed by that more than anything, but his 2nd HP bar is gone!*

*The buffs are sorely needed after the slaughter of troops.*

Originally Posted by Sir Sivelos

Remember, Ecrivain! Revenahnk is a Ghost / Fighting pokémon!

*SIVELOS uses level 9999 PHANTOM FORCE! Appearing behind REVENAHNK, SIVELOS attacks with ghostly powers.*

---Somewhere Else---

Spoiler:

...

Image: Hrmph...

Freedom: SIR! Secret individuals! I've sensed them, through a Mincia intersuperdimensional cluster...They plot! They predict our demise, but I could catch no further secrets...

Image: ...Is that what you've been doing while you waited? Hrmph, figured as much. Nevertheless, we won't need to act against them at all. Victory or defeat in this case will bring our demise to bring about the Ultimate Order. But none have come this close...Nevertheless, a narrative hijack is NOT going to be in order...It will not happen. This is taking too long...

Karma: I agree, for once, and you all know I favor longer things, hehe~

Image: Hrmph...The RaGNaK think they can stop me easily...But I won't need to act for more than a few seconds, I think...Yes, I've proven that throwing more and more units at them isn't really working, and I've just had an Elder Soul stolen from me...Yes. Yes. Now is the time.

...

*Oblivious to the talking beyond your CUEBALL's radius, you slap REVENANKH with even more damage! His 3rd HP bar is close to depletion...Too bad he's removed all the paint! The target is revealed!*

Revenankh:...I don't know why I didn't search in the dead center first...But, hehe. It's over.

*REVENANKH mysteriously departs. KRATHLOS, suddenly having a change of heart, also flees.*

*THEN, a figure darts into the room, blitzing past all the defenses. The figure lands right in front of the rings-IMAGE! Wielding the ARMS OF ATLAS with pure BLACKSMITHING MAGICS! It fires, it's aim true, passing through all the rings and nailing the target! The arrow and the golden mark dissapears before you could even react!*

The Black: <Aww s**t!...Just kidding. Get dead.>

*The Black's nasty surprise triggers, but IMAGE's BLACKSMITHING MAGICS are immediately put on a more full display, as he instnatly destroys them, turning them to ashes without a detonation.*

Tazz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE BOMBS!!!

*TAZZ's heartfelt cry of anguish for his beloved explosions goes unnoticed by IMAGE, who activaets TEMPORAL TRIATHALON, LV. 9999! He blitzes around the 3rd room and finishes it's puzzle, relating to the ARCHANGEL'S AEGIS, before you even realize what happened.*

The Black: <...What the actual-fffff-AUGH!>

*IMAGE absconds, but not before a massive tentacle of THE NAMELESS SUBSTANCE penetrates through the walls to kill off every RaGNaK unit. APOPH abandons what he was doing-finishing off a SCHEMATIC for some autonomous powersuit drones-to rejoin the party.*

The Black: <F***!...I underestimated them, it seems...You know, miscalculation usually costs lives in this business, you know? This is no fault of your own, I get that, but...AGUAAGAGAGHAGUAGUAGAGHAAA!!! WRAITHGUARD! WE'RE OUT OF TIME!>

*You can tell the Black is really angry at this. You can also tell that you seemed to be nothing more than a stall for time.*

*Behind the 3rd door is a ring-like portal. Inside the ring is a room surrounded by the Nameless substance on all sides. Unlike your last foray into the Voidial Drydocks, there are no holes whatsoever bar the entrance. No visitors await the RaGNaK, only a teleporter. IMAGE, still under the effects of TEMPORAL TRIATHALON, slips in FREEDOM, KARMA, KRATHLOS, REVENANKH and the HELMSMAN. He's about to do more, when another portal to the void opens up near the entrance, leading to death and doing nothing else.*

Image: Hrmph...This will be a hard battle, I assure you all of that much.

Karma: Oh, you know I like Long things, darling~

Freedom: WE WILL NOT FAIL! WE CONTROL OUR DESTINIES! TO THE ULTIMATE ORDER!!

Krathlos: My father's legacy, within my grasp!

Revenankh: I failed once, but I will not fail again. That pig dies.

*IMAGE rushes to the teleporter. In the blink of an eye, a figure is dragged out, and IMAGE shoots the teleporter, disabling it. The armor and clothing is familiar-THE BLACK!!! He quickly leaps to his feet.*

The Black: ...You lot are insane. You lot are totally unrepresenative of the world's population. YOU, Karma, want me dead because Freedom wants me dead!

Karma: Hehehe! He's such a charmer~

The Black: ...Um...YOU, Freedom, are being lied about-

Freedom: NO! YOU LIE, PEON!!!

*The Black facepalms*

The Black: ...YOU, Krathlos. Chasing your father's legacy after he disowned you. Intersesting.

Krathlos: It's against his own will! And did you think I appreciated getting this scar?!

*KRATHLOS points to the Scar that splits his blue and red halves.*

The Black: ...You...Yeah, unreasonable. Totally unreasonable.

*The Black unleashes a power signature that blows away all the records! Your employer's power is frightening!*

The Black: You're going to regret EVERY SECOND!!!

*An epic fight unleashes, cleanly dividing the platform and obscuring your view of it with THE NAMELESS SUBSTANCE. No trying to break through that. The divide kept all of the RaGNaK's troops on the other end, bar one: THE HELMSMAN. The portal behind you also manages to close-stranding some of your party members! NIGHTMARE, DARK MIND, LIGHT CHAOS, CARCINO, MACHOKARP, JEREMY, STORM, VELVETINE, THE CARETAKERS, DIMENTIO, S2, THE END KING and all of your units are all stranded from the rest of the party: SIVELOS, APOPH, MR. ICE, TAZZ, REBECCA, OMINOUS, ECRIVAIN, GRAYSTRIPE, WANDER, BRANDON, VOLTCHEN, and DARK META KNIGHT. DMK, fortunately, was given a standing order to allow himself to take orders from you in the event DARK MIND cannot give them, a smart insight, so he will still obey and help. He looks shaky without his master's command, though.*

*Outside, your party members find there is no way to contact you whatsoever! DARK MIND and NIGHTMARE attempt to leave and cause chaos again, but find that teleporting away or other methods of bypassing the doors cannot be done. THEY'RE TRAPPED!*

*The party within THE VOIDIAL DRYDOCKS stares down THE HELMSMAN, unable to do much else. THE HELMSMAN is completely unresponsive.*

Tazz: This wasn't my idea of a final battle. BUT I'M TAKING IT!

*TAZZ activates the transformation into DARK WRIT JUSTICE!*

*OMINOUS activates ORGIA MODE! This amplifies his power to ridiculous extents, removing all limiters meant to keep him functioning all the time! This will make him exhaust himself and cause him to be unable to act later, but that's irrelevant, his damage output has increased EXPONENTIALLY!*

*REBECCA activates WILL OF THE PURE! This is basically a super mode that looks like a Magical Girl transformation, because it kind of is!*

*This is it! The final battle against the RaGNaK, as far as you can tell! It came rather unexpectedly fast, too, but that's not something you need to worry about! Defeat THE HELMSMAN first! The rest will follow!*

**Silverclaw** · 12-28-2014, 07:59 AM

Dam you do that every time ?

**Ganyu** · 12-28-2014, 09:51 AM

Originally Posted by Greystripe

Dam you do that every time ?

Actually, he doesn't.

~~~

*activates Phantom of the Berserker; all Dark spells will crit without fail*

*casts Phantasmagoria; +30% Dark and Light resistance to all surrounding allies!*

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