The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Sir Sivelos]

((I'll just assume he is.))

*SIVELOS uses LULLABY IN G SHARP! SIVELOS swings his blade in such a way that it's almost hypnotizing. The WOEBOUND CRIMINAL feels a bit drowsy. He achieves the YAWNING status; he will fall asleep in the not too distant future!*

*APOPH uses UNIQUETECH: SYSTEM CRASH! Nine planets and a sun are added onto the blown up version of the PLANET ON A STICK, in which APOPH uses to crush the WOEBOUND CRIMINAL.*

Apoph: I'll never get tired of that!

[Ganyu]

*casts Nebelgeist; ghost mist you know what it does*

[Sir Sivelos]

((Ooooh, spooky ghost mist.))

Spooky indeed, disembodied voice.

((Uh… ignore me, I don't exist. A figment of your imagination!))

Okay. *SIVELOS continues attacking the WOEBOUND CRIMINAL. That is, if he's even on the same ship.*

[Ganyu]

((The criminal... Took our lives... A few...))

*casts UNIQUETECH: LAMES DE BROUILLARD*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*He is on the Actuator, and so are you. Ecrivain takes the portal that just opened up to the L.N.U. Actuator.*

((Feel free to wail on him more, too busy to make update now.))

[Ganyu]

*casts Gale of Geists; a roaring wind is swept up by the restlessness of the ghosts*

[Sir Sivelos]

((Thanks for clearing that up, friend.))

So, uh… How's everybody?

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*SIVELOS uses GALAXIATECH: MACH TORNADO! You should know what this does.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

((I'll just assume he is.))

*SIVELOS uses LULLABY IN G SHARP! SIVELOS swings his blade in such a way that it's almost hypnotizing. The WOEBOUND CRIMINAL feels a bit drowsy. He achieves the YAWNING status; he will fall asleep in the not too distant future!*

*APOPH uses UNIQUETECH: SYSTEM CRASH! Nine planets and a sun are added onto the blown up version of the PLANET ON A STICK, in which APOPH uses to crush the WOEBOUND CRIMINAL.*

Apoph: I'll never get tired of that!

*The WOEBOUND CRIMINAL fails to be affected by drowsiness! He cannot sleep for the henious nature of his crime! However, SYSTEM CRASH proves effective for great damage!*

*casts Nebelgeist; ghost mist you know what it does*

*The WOEBOUND CRIMINAL is haunted by the ghosts of his past...We cannot actually detail what goes on, as it's utterly horrifying what he did. This distracts him severely.*

((Ooooh, spooky ghost mist.))

Spooky indeed, disembodied voice.

((Uh… ignore me, I don't exist. A figment of your imagination!))

Okay. *SIVELOS continues attacking the WOEBOUND CRIMINAL. That is, if he's even on the same ship.*

*You fall off the ship because you didn't see through the haunted mist! Curse you, curse of genericness!*

((The criminal... Took our lives... A few...))

*casts UNIQUETECH: LAMES DE BROUILLARD*

*The mist itself turns into various blades as you position them exactly as needed to utterly rip the WOEBOUND CRIMINAL to shreds at every angle! No defense for it! That was extremely powerful, one of your few moves that actually does damage enough to matter in a fight!*

*casts Gale of Geists; a roaring wind is swept up by the restlessness of the ghosts*

*The WIND makes the WOEBOUND CRIMINAL even more distracted and frightened! He's begging forgiveness to the ghosts in the mist! He will not attack you this turn!*

((Thanks for clearing that up, friend.))

So, uh… How's everybody?

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*SIVELOS uses GALAXIATECH: MACH TORNADO! You should know what this does.*

*The MACH TORNADO is assisted by the RESTLESS GHOSTS OF THE FOG, which means you've done a nasty blow!*

*BAHAMUT uses PSYCHOCH! The strongest variant of PSYCHIC available, BAHAMUT utterly crushes the WOEBOUND CRIMINAL in huge psionic pressures!*

*PANDORA uses VEIL OF DARKNESS! The mist turns black, and turns into a huge haunted blade! PANDORA brings it down upon the WOEBOUND CRIMINAL, finishing it! L00T pours out!*

Pandora: Hah! Piece of cake.

*The teleporters forward become unlocked! They lead to the L.N.U Verdance and the L.N.U. Crimson. The Verdance is green, the Crimson is red.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Good job, Pandora! Anyway, we need to choose our next teleporter.

Apoph: I'm surprised we haven't seen any Grey Men yet...

It's a bit odd, yeah. Anyway, I'm choosing the Verdance.

[Ganyu]

Tres bien, Pandora!

*chooses Verdance*