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[Dennis Jansen]

Leafeon-Dennis: Aww yeah!

*DENNIS uses LEAF BLADE*
*THUNDER uses THROW HAMMER IN ENEMY'S HEAD*

[Sir Sivelos]

The battle hasn't started, we're just preparing! BUFF YOURSELVES!

Apoph: Hm...

[Ganyu]

*A black symbol of an eye appears above every member's head, conferring them the Reaper's Cloak and Reaper's Acuity buffs. Meanwhile, Aqua Veil (a more large scale casting of Aqua Ring) returns to cloak everyone. The phantasmal fog rolls back in...*

[Sir Sivelos]

Good job everyone!

I don't have many buffs, myself...

[Neo Emolga]

PROCEEDING TO READ THIS POST MAY RESULT IN A COMPLETELY BLOWN-APART MIND DUE TO THE SHEER EPIC NATURE OF THE FOLLOWING NARRATIVE. NEO EMOLGA IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAINS THAT MAY SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST IN FIERY MAYHEM AS A RESULT OF NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN THE AWESOMENESS AFTER READING THIS POST. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

*NEO completes ULTIMATE DIVINE DRAGON ASCENSION: EPIC LEVEL UNLEASHED!! Everything within FIVE HUNDRED MILES is suddenly bathed in a COLOSSAL DIVINE LIGHT as NEO transformed into a massive, nine-headed, angel-winged DIVINE HYDRA DRAGON standing over FIVE HUNDRED FEET TALL!*

*NEO has become NEOXAN, ETERNAL ALPHA STAR!! NEOXAN gains COMMANDING CONTROL of the eight dragon heads, ZARKAN, YANTARA, XONAX, JUNAN, KROTEN, PYRAM, DYSANNA, and KRYDEX!*

Neoxan: Oh, you wanted some buffs?

*NEOXAN, ETERNAL ALPHA STAR spreads his massive, angelic wings and casts CELESTIAL BARRIER OF HEAVENLY PROTECTION on the party, surrounding everyone with an EUPHORIC LIGHT OF DIVINITY SHIELD!*

*NEOXAN's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*TAZZ's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*SIVELOS's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*APOPH's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*NIGHTMARE's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*THUNDER's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*DENNIS's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*ECRIVIAN's DEFENSES, FORTITUDE, and CONSTITUTION are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*

*ZARKAN casts CALLING OF THE CELESTIAL ASSAULT! FIERY RAYS OF POWER-INFUSING MIGHT close in on the party, instilling POWERFUL CELESTIAL ENERGY into each of them!

*NEOXAN'S ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*TAZZ's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*SIVELOS's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*APOPH's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*NIGHTMARE's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*THUNDER's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*DENNIS's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*
*ECRIVIAN's ATTACK POWER, STRENGTH, and CRITICAL DAMAGE are escalated to WILDLY LUDICROUS LEVELS!*

*YANTARA casts ESSENCE OF THE DIVINE HURRICANE STORM on the party! Massive, GLOWING HOLY AURORAS flow into everyone and drastically ENERGIZE THEIR SOULS.

*NEOXAN has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*TAZZ has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*SIVELOS has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*APOPH has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*NIGHTMARE has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*THUNDER has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*DENNIS has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*
*ECRIVIAN has become FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!*

*XONAX casts AMPLIFIED FORCE-POWER OF THE DIVINE WILL! Suddenly the party is surrounded with a mysterious, LIMIT-BREAKING LIGHT THAT DEFIES ALL SCIENCE AND LOGIC!

*NEOXAN's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*TAZZ's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*SIVELOS's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*APOPH's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*NIGHTMARE's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*THUNDER's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*DENNIS's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*
*ECRIVIAN's CRITICAL STRIKE POWER is MULTIPLED BY MILLIONS!*

*JUNAN casts HYMN OF THE ANGELIC TRANSFORMATION! Suddenly the party is enveloped by a warm, GLOWING CASCADE OF HEAVENLY LIGHT! WHITE ANGEL WINGS emerge from everyone's back!*

*NEOXAN has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*TAZZ has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*SIVELOS has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*APOPH has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*NIGHTMARE has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*THUNDER has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*DENNIS has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*
*ECRIVIAN has gained FLIGHT and can NOW FLY THOUSANDS OF TIMES FASTER THAN ALL SCIENTIFICALLY MEASURABLE STANDARDS!*

*KROTEN casts SERAPHIM BATTLESONG: DEATH DENIED! ENERGING RAYS OF BLESSED, HOLY LIGHT surround the party and are ABSORBED INTO EACH OF THEM! Wounds, broken bones, and lacerations now suddenly HEAL RAPIDLY ON THEIR OWN!*

*NEOXAN has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*TAZZ has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*SIVELOS has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*APOPH has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*NIGHTMARE has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*THUNDER has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*DENNIS has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*
*ECRIVIAN has gained TREMENDOUSLY OVERDRIVEN REGENERATION!*

*PYRAM casts ANGELIC CRY OF THE GLORYSWORN! GOLDEN LIGHTS OF CONFIDENCE surround the party, ANNIHILIATING ANY FEELINGS OF FEAR OR DREAD!*

*NEOXAN's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*TAZZ's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*SIVELOS's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*APOPH's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*NIGHTMARE's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*THUNDER's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*DENNIS's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*
*ECRIVIAN's BRAVERY, WILLPOWER, AND MORALE have LAUGHABLY EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY!*

*DYSANNA casts CRYSTAL BARRIER OF THE ADAMANT SPIRIT! Every party member is surrounded by a crystal bubble shield that REFLECTS ALL PROJECTILE ATTACKS!*

*NEOXAN becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*TAZZ becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*SIVELOS becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*NIGHTMARE becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*THUNDER becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*DENNIS becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*
*ECRIVIAN becomes surrounded by the SPIRITUAL CRYSTAL BARRIER!*

*KRYDEX casts BLESSING OF THE CELESTIC HOLY BATTALION! The party is surrounded by an enchanting aura of POWERFUL, ENERGIZING LIGHT!*

*NEOXAN's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of NEOXAN's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
*TAZZ's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of TAZZ's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
*SIVELOS's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of SIVELOS's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
*NIGHTMARE's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of NIGHTMARE's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
*THUNDER's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of THUNDER's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
*DENNIS's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of DENNIS's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*
*ECRIVIAN's ENDURANCE, VIGOR, and ENERGY has BROKEN THE LIMITS OF COMPREHENSION! ALL of ECRIVIAN's WEAPONRY, ARMOR, and EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN INFUSED AND ENCHANTED WITH DIVINE POWER!*

((If I missed someone, just assume they got everything too. :P)

[Sir Sivelos]

What tHE FU-- *SIVELOS is bathed in light as NEO transforms, and the above happens.*

Wha… I feel slightly overpowered. I mean, I could already fly, but thanks! Also, 500 feet tall's a bit much. You're dwarfing the arena.

Apoph: I… What...

Nightmare: *dry, bored tone* If only I had a body to use these buffs.

[Wander]

HOHOHOOOOLY MOTHER OF PRIMUS THAT IS

I

WOW

im speechless good job

[Sir Sivelos]

Knowing Tyrant Overlord Baal, he's still going to be a hell and a half with these buffs.

[Wander]

truuuu

but still WOW thats p crazy

[Neo Emolga]

Knowing Tyrant Overlord Baal, he's still going to be a hell and a half with these buffs.

Neoxan: Oh, I know, just decreasing the gap somewhat. And you said you wanted buffs!

Dysanna : Yeah, might be a good idea to watch where we step too. Or else some of these poor peeps might be splattered.

Junan: Why do you think I gave them all flying!?