Quote Originally Posted by arnisd View Post
and my next target for my exploring spree is (2) Time For a Croscongle! Bakery
Dio gets knee-hauled for 4 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Super Pink Happy Squeee Kawaii Holiday madness and now shines with a funky glitter effect that makes him look like a lightning bug!

And yet you're still smiling!

You dance, waltz, skip, waddle, and gallop to TIME FOR A CROSCONGLE BAKERY to discover the latest breakfast sensation of a chimera of a croissant, a scone, and a bagel! You can't hardly wait and your inner child is screaming to make the discovery! You feel like everything in your life has led up to this moment and it's now time to fulfill your destiny as the fates have allowed!

There it is up ahead! The little shop just sitting there, waiting for you and cheering you home! The stars are guiding you, the moon is lighting the way, you get into a frenzied rush and you happily rush to the door to open the way to your dreams. Your little Vibrava hands clutch the door handle, pull with energized vitality, and you discover they're closed for the evening and like that, your dreams are crushed. You find the name of this place is a total misnomer, you plot for the acceleration for the heat death of the universe, but then you decide to just calm down and channel your diabolical frustration into drawing a graffiti mural of all 807 Pokémon wearing clothing made of pancakes on the walls of the building. Yes, you Croscongles! Face the competitive wrath of pancake attire!

And then you come up with the brilliant idea of just sneaking in.

You look around but DARN IT, they cleaned up already! Not a single crumb of a single Croscongle remains! But while you're here, you decide to check out the menu.

BAKERY ITEMS FOR SALE!
$~[TFAC's Famous Original Crosongle! - GROUND (+2 Belly)]~ 300 Snax$
$~[Kooky Chocolate Crosongle! - GROUND (+3 Belly)]~ 350 Snax$
$~[Special Strawberry of Anarchy Crosongle! - GRASS (+2 Belly)]~ 325 Snax$
$~[Nitro Coffee - GROUND (-1 Belly)]~ 100 Snax$

Ooh, Nitro Coffee! Maybe that's what you really came for!

You search the bathrooms and you decide to steal all the toilet paper! Just kidding, you're not Chaotic Evil like that. You just decide to draw kooky drawings all over the bathroom mirror like a Jigglypuff drawing on everyone's faces after her audience fell asleep.

Maybe tomorrow morning is the better time to come. For now, you decide to head back to Peep base, but not before leaving all kinds of cryptic riddles and treasure maps on the bathroom walls when really there's no treasure to be found and you just run away laughing about all the hours the next visitors are going to waste looking for something that doesn't exist!

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal