Originally Posted by
ARandomTool
Bless got back just before it started FREAKING RAINING DOUGHNUTS AGAIN. If this is gonna be a normal occurance, she thought, I'm gonna need some protection. She glanced over at the Sugarcoated Commando Armor, then decided it world be necessary, what with all the @Candy@ places she planned on visiting. Equipping Goodie: Sugarcoated Commando Armor.
Then, she wandered about the base, wondering what there was to do around here. All manner of dangerously enchanted objects were carelessly scattered about the place, and sparkles were slowly covering everything like a layer of dust. "Alright, this is a problem!" She said to no one in particular. She grabbed a bomb-proof box from another dimension really quick, carefully labeled it "Joy to Kill," and grabbed the most sparkly item she saw to begin disarming. Disarming Cutesy Heart Necklace to rid it of those demonic Shiny Sparkles of Joy.
You decide that Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor should be seeing some usage now! You strap it on! Woo!
Bless has equipped the %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
You then decide those nasty, nasty Shiny Sparkles of Joy on that blasted Cutesy Heart Necklace... really need to die. You confront the necklace. You stand over it. And into that necklace, you pour your hate. Your malice. Your will to dominate all life. Your worst Monday morning. The taste of flat, warm soda. Mosquitoes during a summer barbecue. A sunburn. A fart. And then ultimately, the disgust of getting blasted by a geyser of boogers.
The Shiny Sparkles of Joy can't take it. So much darkness has been wrought that they even become sentient for a moment just to feel and know the pain. And then they disintegrate. Painfully. It makes you grin.
The [Cutesy Heart Necklace] has been disarmed! Wowzors!
You feel good. Truly, you have mastered the dark side of the force and have become Sith Bless.
Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/11 (10+1)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master
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