Originally Posted by
VeloJello
Finally, a good gale! Fírnen, is that you? You look like you've been rolling through a glitter factory after bathing in cotton-candy frosting. Why don't we get some fresh air before your teeth all rot.
And afterward, I think I'll have time to drop by the police station. Let's see if they found anything before their building turned into a pastry.
Use Hardcore Parkour on Fírnen the Silvally, AND search (14) Booplesnoot Police Station (Exterior and Main Building).
ACTION ONE!
You feel Fírnen looks ridiculously chibi and adorable and it just doesn't feel right. So you get his butt working, HARDCORE PARKOUR SYTLE! And you make him work out like a frenzied personal trainer being paid millions for this! You make him jump, spin, turn, leap, hang, and climb over everything like a Aipom on adrenaline! You even play wild techno music to encourage him to MOVE IT!
After a long and crazy workout, Fírnen looks a lot better. Leaner, cooler, and way more ready to get his butt back out there into action!
Fírnen's Belly and Overwhelming Cuteness has been reduced by 5 apiece!
Mmm, much better! See, he looks great!
Fírnen the Incredible Silvally (L: Normal)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans
ACTION TWO!
Thanks to the magical force of caffeine, you feel freshened up and ready to check out the exterior of the Booplesnoot Police Station, which as you can tell from a distance, it's been turned into a creamy chocolate layer cake of gut-stuffing deliciousness.
@Creamy Layer Cake Deliciousness - GROUND (+3 Belly)@
Velo is unaffected because you're FLYING type! You go girl!
Yeah, that chocolate. No way. Where many other Pokémon would have gotten stuffed over that junk, you're the freakin' queen of the skies and that chocolately gunk can go rot. You check around the perimeter to see if there's anything that remains to this place that wasn't turned into messy, gooey, extra-excessive chocolate.
Problem is... the answer is not much. As you squeeze your way through the main entrance and use your massive wings to push the chocolate bar doors aside, you can tell the Booplesnoot Police were trying to get to the bottom of figuring out who the Squawkers are and how to deal with them, but then everything they had, including their files, their evidence rooms, their computers, their meeting room whiteboards, and just about all the things they could have used to get a handle on the situation were turned to chocolate and gooey messes. You can only really tell what things used to be, but just about everything was wiped clean in the process and now you're pretty convinced whatever the police and investigation teams might have had is now cold, hard, chocolately calories.
You decide to check out the basement levels, where not much remains either. Heck, you could easily bust out of the holding jails now just by nibbling on the chocolate bars. Meanwhile, the floor is so laden and smothered with chocolate goo that it feels like you're stepping in mud and you're leaving massive Lugia footprints. Lordy, what a mess. Meanwhile, the ceiling is dripping and it just endlessly smells like chocolate. Just gross. And you're having none of it.
After what almost seems like a fruitless search, you find the armory is maybe the only thing that seems to have been spared just a little bit. You find most of the lockers are now just as gooey as the rest of the candy-ravaged police station, but one weapons locker seems to be intact. Welp, it's also locked.
{Tactical Weapons Locker: <Hollywood Shenanigans> OR +Steel Type+}
Well, you could kick it and smash it, but you have a feeling that might blow up whatever possible goodies are inside. It might need something a little more gentle. Or precise.
You check out the remainder of the basement level, but unfortunately, the rest is a mess as well. Nothing but chocolate mud cake and gooey chocolate puddles everywhere.
You decide to head out and maybe go for a shower by shooting a Hydro Pump into the air and letting it rain on you for a while. After all that chocolate goo has been dripping all over you, you're looking more like a birdie version of a Mudsdale than a Lugia.
You then head back to Peep base, happy to have to fresh, normal air that doesn't smell like molten cocoa!
Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)
Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour
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