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I'll go search the (52) The Itchy Snitch Hotel Construction Site and go stealth mode on 69 Unce the Treecko [D/N] M, your friendly neighboorhood ninja away!
Just realized I totally forgot to address this during the end of the day cycle. Oopsies!

#69 Unce the Treecko

You go all ninja on Unce and he doesn't suspect a thing. Which is good because I doubt he'd like it.

You find Unce the Treecko is young, works a craptastic job he doesn't like as a bellhop lugging around other people's baggage. They scream at him, he nods and continues, and when they're all tucked and happy in their room, he curses them out of earshot. You wonder if he might consider voodoo because of his resentment. He doesn't get tips very often either. You find he leverages this hatred in the form of allying with housekeeping to make sure the guests never get their rooms made while they're away, only when they're in there for maximum disturbance value.

Oddly enough, the situation regarding the Squawkers doesn't bother Unce that much. As in the whole city could become a dessert dish and he'd not really care. You begin to think this might show signs of him being a Squawker himself, but you don't really see anything that would link him to them. Not like him suddenly having a sweet tooth addiction. In fact, he could see panic and he would just nod it off.

Unce thinks just about everyone else in town is an idiot. Except for Skarz the Beautifly, who seems to be the only living thing Unce actually likes to talk to. They both seem to hate their jobs and you discover Skarz likes to trash-talk his job as a server at the Puffz the Magic Dragonite Family Restaurant and Fun Center. The stories they have about their lovely retail working experiences could cover a whole routine at a comedy club.

Unce loves Earthquake Mahjong, but it annoys Skarz. It's the one big thing Skarz doesn't understand. Oh, put all the Mahjong tiles on a shaker place, turn it on, and everything just ends up in an unplayable pile.

Despite everything you see about Unce and the way he sleeps and brushes he teeth in a weird way and reuse his floss, you don't really think he's a Squawker. He's weird, but just not weird enough.

Shift: Day and Night
Gender: Dude (Male)
Age: 19
Home Location: (38) Snippy Dee Condos
Workplace: (53) There is No Pink Flamingo Hotel
Profession: Bellhop
Traits: Skeptical, thinks everyone else in town is a complete idiot.
Hits: Making upside down words with a calculator
Misses: Email, Notifications about the photos his contacts have uploaded
Hobbies: Earthquake Mahjong
Friendships: Skarz the Beautifly
Relations: None
Items: Unce has a pocket fidget cube, but you don't care about that. (N/A)
Taught Skills: Dapping (N/A)
Proficiency: Carrying Baggage Perky! (N/A)

Your thinking cap feels...
Unce likely isn't even close to a Squawker!

Dio's ninjaing around on #69 Unce the Treecko has been noted in the Peep Stuff!

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)
Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal