The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

[Neo Emolga]

The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness!

WARNING: The Squawkers RPG contains immature, loony-themed content, themes, and imagery that some people may find disturbing.

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Current Cycle:

Day 10: Night
Current Weather Conditions: Perfectly Normal Day!
No changes! Perfectly clear skies and plenty of fresh air!

Time Remaining:

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Peeps

Soren the Valiant Jirachi (S: Steel/Psychic)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 8/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2.75/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

Velo the Heroic Lugia (L: Psychic/Flying)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 2/12
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/8
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

Carly the Courageous Growlithe (M: Fire)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4.5/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Memes

Fírnen the Incredible Aloan Vulpix (S: Ice)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Ecstatic About Static! (Player Explosions do not add to the Entertainment Level of Kawaii Armageddon Event #2)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Shenanigans

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 6/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode: NOW TARGETING 10 CHIPPY THE AUDINO | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 4/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 5/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

Smack 'em Susan the Spectacular Breloom (M: Grass/Fighting)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Amigo Mode | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

Marta the Marvelous Buizel (M: Water)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Crusher Crazy (6 DMG, 50% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 3/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 3/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

Bless the Edgy Umbreon (M: Dark)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: The Puns of Anarchy (Overwhelming Cuteness -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Sugarcoated Commando Body Armor (+1 MAX Belly)%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/11 (10+1)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Killjoy Master

NPC Mercenaries

Cipher the Ninetales (M: Fire)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Vexing Amulet (-2 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
Goodies #2: %Prismatic Guard (+4 Max Belly)%
Belly: 8/14 (10+4)
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

Fuzzball the Whimsicott (S: Grass/Fairy)

Classy: Guardian Snow Angel
Style: Game of Scones (Belly -3 on each Enemy Attack)
Goodies #1: %Biker Jacket (-2 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
Goodies #2: %Biker Belt (-1 Belly for each instance of affliction)%
Belly: 0/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hardcore Parkour

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Rain on Your Parade Tracker

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event #1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
9/20

Kawaii Armageddon Event #2: Squawkers Get Too Entertained from the Chaos!
The Squawkers are trying to make a comedy out of this disaster to help get sponsors and additional funding! You can't make this recording too entertaining!
6%/100%

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Squawkers Pulverized

<None yet!>

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Money and Team Pile

$$$ SNAX $$$
5150 Snax

Standard Item Pile!

[Honor of Doggo]
["The Rust is Bust" Anti-Rust Solution]
[Screwloose Screws]
[Coffee Cup of Calamity]
[Fish Bowl]
#[Penny the Espeon's Wallet] Extra Strawberry Ice Cream Yay! - ICE (+1 Belly)#
[Military-Grade Tactical Linguini]
[Serenity Flute of Wonder and Dreams!]
#[Fairy Dust of the European Union] Extra Shiny Sparkly Essence! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Insane Tightly-Secured Salsa Jar: Use of the Six Infinity Stones AND Use of the Seven Dragon Balls AND Use of the Triforce]
#[Coin of the Furious Lillipup] Hyper Kawaii Aura - FAIRY (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
["Magical" Hat]
[Glamazon Prime Membership]
[10th Prestige Emblem]
#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[My Little Ponyta Magical Castle Key] Tacky Sparkly Glitter That Gets on Everything! - FAIRY (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Premium FDA-Approved Pixie Dust] Mega-Sparkly Pixie Presence! - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Destiny Ritual Instructions]
[Mantra Instructions]
[Apple of Enlightenment Sigil: <Hollywood Shenanigans>]
[Disguised Card Key #2 $500 Snax$ Gift Card to Appleknee's]
#[Pinky Dinky Box] Cutesy Glitter EVERYWHERE - FAIRY (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Disconnected the Emperor's New Groove Snowglobe]
[Dazzling Diamond Chain]
[Sinister Stapler]
#[Left Rainbow Butterfly Wing] Super Adorable Aura - BUG (+3 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Awesomeness Flute Song Sheet Music]
[The Seven Dragon Balls]
#[Rainbow Jester's Cap of Yodeling] Gleaming Shiny Rainbow Flitter Glitter! - GHOST (+6 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Fidget Spinner Pad] Rainbow Glitter - GROUND (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Ultra Chibi Candy Corn of Yayness!]
#[Plush Teddiursa: <Hollywood Shenanigans>] Aura of Squeee Infectious Cuteness! - NORMAL (+2 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
#[Token of Tactical Anime Kittens] Oh So Super Cute Anime Kitty Essence - NORMAL (+4 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
[Lawn Flayer™ Weed Whacker]

Consumable Items!

~[Magical Buneary Powder (Changes you into a Buneary)]~
~[Tactical Bunny Salad (-2 Belly)]~

Goodies!

%Soda Pop Gun (+1 DMG)%
%Celebrity Sledgehammer (+1 DMG)%
%PSG Power Guard (-1 Overwhelming Cuteness for each instance of affliction)%
#%Tough Guy Varsity Jacket (+2 MAX Overwhelming Cuteness)% Key Lime Pie Goo - GRASS (+2 Belly)#
%Greasy Mega Chapstick Rod (+2 DMG)%
#%Adorable Unicorn Bracelet! (+2 MAX Overwhelming Cuteness)% Sparkly Pink Frosting - FAIRY (+1 Belly, +1 Overwhelming Cuteness)#
%Spiky Goth Necklace (+1 MAX Overwhelming Cuteness%

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Peep Records!

=Linguini Creation!=
=A Colorful Jigsaw Puzzle!=
=Sonya's Journal Cover=
=Sonya's Journal Pages 1 and 2=
=Sonya's Journal Pages 3 and 4=
=Juno Memo Page=