Welcome to the World of Pokémon! Except things are a little bit wackier and not quite the way you remember them.
Hailey: Uggghhh…
Hailey: Hm?
Hailey: Oh man where am I?
Hailey: I drank too many gummi shakes last night at Spina’s café.
Hailey: Well better get moving before someone spots me-
Thyeo: HEY! Are you okay, darling?
Hailey: Goddangit.
Hailey: Um, that’s none of your business.
Thyeo: You don’t remember, do you?
Hailey: Mmmm nope.
Thyeo: Figures. Alright, darling, let’s take you to the hospital. Follow me.
Hailey: Uhh this is a strange route to the hospital.
Thyeo: It’s a short cut, now hurry up. I don’t like walking through this part of town.
Hailey: Fine fine.
Shayla: HEY! YOU!
Hailey: Uh-oh.
Thyeo: Uh-oh? Why did you say “uh-oh”?
Shayla: -stomps up- You’re the one that was picking fights at the café last night! Then you just left before we could finish our fight!
Hailey: Hey now there’s no need for viole-
Shayla: *dusts off her hands* I’ll be back, with backup.
Shayla: *storms off*
Thyeo: Oh great.
Thyeo: -hoists Hailey- Come on let’s get a move on before-
Alain: I heard you were bothering my friend.
Thyeo: HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU FIGHT LAST NIGHT!
Hailey: I don’t remember! Aaagghhh hangover.
Hailey: Do you see two of them too?
Thyeo: Oh my god you’re so out of it.
Alain: I’m not letting you pass until we get this sorted out.
Thyeo: *sigh* Look, I wasn’t there. Can you just let me get her to a hospital and then you can beat her up tomorrow.
Hailey: Wow rude.
Thyeo: Shut up, you got us in this mess.
Alain: Mmmm okay fine. But tomorrow, I’m coming for you.
Koffing: Hey punks!
Zubat: Why you crossing our turf?
Thyeo: I swear to god, darlings, if I get interrupted one more time-
Hailey: Heyyyy it’s the guys from the café!
Zubat: Yooo it’s our main lady! Hailey, is this guy bothering you?
Hailey: Nah nah he’s good. Just helping me get to a hospital.
Koffing: Alright well if he causes you anymore trouble you let us know. We’ll be there.
Thyeo: Alright we’re here. Now time to get our footprints checked.
Hailey: Huuuuhhh?
Diglett: FOOTPRINT DETECTED FOOPRINT DETECT! THE FOOTPRINT IS ANORITH… I THINK I’M NOT REALLY SURE ANORITH DON’T ACTUALLY HAVE FEET.
Hailey: He has a point.
Loudred: Quit questioning the system, Diglett! Come on in before he gets any existential!
Thyeo: Alright let’s go…
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