Happy day of love and kissing and chocolates and flowers and all that other silly fluffy stuff!
MASTER RNG, dressed up in a stupid Cupid costume, pulls in...
BULBASAUR as Grubbin and SAMMY0295 as Foongus to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur @sammy0295
The FLOWERY COIN OF BIOLOGICAL WARFARE has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!
TURN 1
SAMMY0295 begins with Imprison! But she can't figure out the cage assembly instructions!
BULBASAUR starts up with Energy Ball! But he painfully discovers it's actually a jawbreaker.
TURN 2
SAMMY0295 unleashes Steel Wing! But the best she can work with is a pie tin.
BULBASAUR tries Skull Bash! But ten out of ten doctors don't recommend that for fixing a headache.
TURN 3
SAMMY0295 uses King's Shield! But she never got the ok from Elvis if she could use it.
BULBASAUR attacks with Round! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
TURN 4
SAMMY0295 strikes with Burn Up! But she discovers watching Saturday Night Fever doesn't count.
BULBASAUR launches Chatter! But he forgot to bring a microphone for his stand-up routine!
TURN 5
SAMMY0295 utilizes Double Team! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR uses Grass Pledge! But he doesn't want to make any vows to his front lawn!
TURN 6
SAMMY0295 attacks with Mud Sport! But she doesn't want to have to take a shower later.
BULBASAUR unleashes Spider Web! But Spider-man seems to have shut off his cell phone.
TURN 7
SAMMY0295 launches Moonlight! But it's actually a car with its high beams on.
BULBASAUR attempts Horn Drill! He punches a big hole in his trumpet!
TURN 8
SAMMY0295 uses Thousand Waves! But the audience gets tired and doesn't continue after wave #5.
BULBASAUR strikes with Power Whip! He lashes out with an extension cord!
TURN 9
SAMMY0295 unleashes Mind Blown! She reads some really crazy facts on the Internet!
BULBASAUR tries Aura Sphere! But he's having trouble trying to get that into a ball form.
TURN 10
SAMMY0295 attempts Haze! But the smell of it implies something else.
BULBASAUR attacks with Throat Chop! But he's not sure where that ends or begins!
TURN 11
SAMMY0295 strikes with Liquidation! She sells her shares of stock for cash!
BULBASAUR unleashes V-create! He draws a V in the sand but nothing happens!
TURN 12
SAMMY0295 utilizes Fire Fang! But she can't get Dracula to try her spicy chili.
BULBASAUR uses Heal Block! But his Rubik Cube doesn't seem to work on cuts and scrapes!
TURN 13
SAMMY0295 attacks with Transform! But she can only hunch up in a fetal position.
BULBASAUR strikes with Comet Punch! But going up into space just to smack one of those seems like quite a demand!
TURN 14
SAMMY0295 uses Wide Guard! But she can't fit it through the doorway!
BULBASAUR tries Power Trick! But his outlet has no reaction to him pulling a Buneary out of his hat!
TURN 15
SAMMY0295 launches Thunder Shock! But the stormy skies above have no interest in what the National Enquirer is trying to upset people about.
BULBASAUR attacks with First Impression! But then he decides not to bother with Tinder after all.
TURN 16
SAMMY0295 tries Gravity! She tosses an apple into the air and it falls on her head!
BULBASAUR strikes with High Horsepower! But he'd rather go for an economy car that gets better miles per gallon.
TURN 17
SAMMY0295 attempts Jump Kick! But it becomes a silly hopping dance!
BULBASAUR tries Anchor Shot! But he doesn't want his boat to drift off into sea!
TURN 18
SAMMY0295 utilizes Pay Day! But HR tells her they can't do it early and to wait until next week.
BULBASAUR uses Fire Fang! But he can't convince Dracula to try that chili either!
TURN 19
SAMMY0295 attacks with Blizzard! She dumps her ice tray on her doll house!
BULBASAUR unleashes Bind! He ties his shoes in a very chaotic way!
TURN 20
SAMMY0295 uses Work Up! But she's feeling sluggish and lazy at the moment.
BULBASAUR attempts Leer! But he just makes a silly funny face.
TURN 21
SAMMY0295 strikes with Screech! But then she feels running a rake across a chalkboard isn't something she'll be able to tolerate either.
BULBASAUR tries Charge! He plugs his phone in to restore its battery!
TURN 22
SAMMY0295 unleashes Parting Shot! She fires off her AK-47 before she's about to leave!
BULBASAUR tries Splishy Splash! But it's going to take a while to fill the bathtub.
TURN 23
SAMMY0295 launches Air Cutter! But her scissors don't work against it!
BULBASAUR utilizes Hold Hands! He clasps his together but nothing happens!
TURN 24
SAMMY0295 attacks with Dark Void! But she decides not to dig up the evil calculus book she buried.
BULBASAUR uses Sing! But he's still deciding what song to go with.
TURN 25
SAMMY0295 tries Psycho Shift! She drives stick shift like a maniac!
BULBASAUR attempts Light Screen! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE strike on SAMMY0295!
BULBASAUR WINS!
Boom, there it is!
With that said, you can devolve and Perma-egg sammy, Wheel her, or evolve yourself to Charjabug! You decide the outcome!
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