★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[arnisd]

Aight ty for the info Chakramaster :), devolution it is then. Egg that boy

[Neo Emolga]

Aight ty for the info Chakramaster :), devolution it is then. Egg that boy

Ouch, well, guess it looks like it's another...



At least you get Ninetales next season, @Bulbasaur!

[Neo Emolga]

Bonus fun for everyone!

MASTER RNG is feeling snarky today and drags...

NOBLEJANOBII as Mimikyu and CHAKRAMASTER as Mega Swampert to the battlefield!
@Noblejanobii @Chakramaster

The DAZZLING COIN OF SHINY CAKES AND MISFIT CHRISTMAS TOYS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with a Magnitude! But he doesn't know where it's going.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Uproar! But she's feeling too calm for that kind of ruckus.

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER uses Energy Ball! But it comes out kind of flat.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Thunder Fang! But electric vampires just aren't her deal.

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Charge Beam! But he forgot to plug it in last night.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Gunk Shot! But she feels that would be a little too nasty.

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Mach Punch! But it's just not peppy enough.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Shell Smash! But she decides to bust an Exxon instead.

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Blue Flare! But his magic trick doesn't seem to be working today.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Mind Reader! But she can really only go off of CHAKRAMASTER's body language.

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Future Sight! But his crystal ball seems to need new batteries.
NOBLEJANOBII tries Energy Ball! At least it fizzles in a cute way!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER uses Protect! It has absolutely NO EFFECT ON NOBLEJANOBII, making him crumble with humiliation and defeat!

NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

At long last, the unstoppable Mega Swampert goes down!

By the way, Chakra is really hoping you Wheel him! XD

[Noblejanobii]

Well seeing as I need that badge SPIN THE WHEEL

[Neo Emolga]

Savor the anarchy!



NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Steelix (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Clawitzer (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Machoke (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Turtwig (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Grimer (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Entei (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Witchcraft
Theme #2: Breakfast Cereal
Theme #3: Peaches
Theme #4: Bongo Cat
Theme #5: That new Pikachu meme (https://imgur.com/t/pikachu)

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: This Usertitle Empty - YEET
Usertitle #2: I coulda dropped my croissant
Usertitle #3: Two bros chilling in a hot tub
Usertitle #4: The SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Usertitle #5: or two bagels


Noble, your Wheel has some kind of funky love and affinity for Clawitzers and breakfast cereals! XD

Why does it seem to fit so well, too!?

[Noblejanobii]

The odds of getting that twice in a row can't be too high

[Chakramaster]

The odds of getting Pichu and Noir in the last event twice in a row were just as rare xD. yet here it is again. Showing just how odd RNG is.

[Neo Emolga]

The odds of getting Pichu and Noir in the last event twice in a row were just as rare xD. yet here it is again. Showing just how odd RNG is.

Yeah, that was pretty wild. It's a really slim chance and while the Pokémon and the theme were the same, the usertitle was different at least. But it was even funnier for the fact you inspired the noir theme, got it, didn't want it again, but got it again. XD It's like how in Overwatch when playing Mystery Heroes, you didn't want Hanzo, got Hanzo, but then actually did really well with him and even got play of the game. XD

[Neo Emolga]

Madness ahoy!

MASTER RNG is feeling the holiday spirit and decides to pull in...

NEO EMOLGA as Gloom and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf
AGAIN!? SERIOUSLY!?

The CRAZED COIN OF FIERY JUXTAPOSITION has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Spotlight! But she forgot the batteries!
NEO EMOLGA starts with Fusion Bolt! But that involves heavy math!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF uses Bind! But her rubber bands are all old and crumbly.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Reversal! He starts walking backwards!

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Mind Blown! And it turns into a sensational meme!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Light of Ruin! But he forgot where the switch is.

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Spider Web! But it just sticks to her hand!
NEO EMOLGA uses Strength! Apparently he hasn't been working out enough!

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Wood Hammer! Could have, should have, wood have.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Flame Charge! But sticking chili peppers in an outlet doesn't seem to be very effective.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Milk Drink! Problem is you need money for that.
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Infestation! IT'S A SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO STRIKE ON SCYTHERWOLF!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

*GRABS SUNSTONE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND ENJOYS SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED FLOWER POWER.*

Thank you! Thank you!

Sorry to leave you as Cherrim even longer Scyther, but I needed to scrap Gloom ASAP for my sanity's sake. XD

[Neo Emolga]

Let's build memories together! >:D

MASTER RNG is happy and cheeky and yanks in...

SAMMY0295 as Vikavolt and SHRUIKAN as Shaymin (Sky Forme) to the battlefield!
@sammy0295 @Shruikan

The HAPPY CANDY COIN OF HIDDEN MISCHIEF has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN kicks things off with a Lucky Chant! But it breaks a mirror in the process!
SAMMY0295 opens with Curse! But it doesn't get past the profanity filter!

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN strikes with Flash! It hits SAMMY0295 for the 1st regular damage strike!
SAMMY0295 tries Lovely Kiss! But it would help if she had lips!

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN attacks with Steel Wing! But all he has is aluminum foil!
SAMMY0295 uses Rage! But it's Friday and she's got nothing to be angry about!

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN tries Aqua Jet! But a garden hose doesn't work as a substitute.
SAMMY0295 unleashes Ice Beam! But spitting out a popsicle doesn't end up working quite as well.

TURN FIVE
SHRUIKAN attacks with Topsy-Turvy! But he just dances the twist instead.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Shadow Ball! But it's really just a kickball painted black.

TURN SIX
SHRUIKAN uses Wing Attack! Turns out the Papier-mâché version doesn't work quite as well.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Giga Drain! But the extra large drinking straw only goes so far.

TURN SEVEN
SHRUIKAN tries Lunge! Apparently there was a mix-up and now he's got a lunchbox.
SAMMY0295 uses Leech Life! Apparently the drinking straw doesn't work like that either.

TURN EIGHT
SHRUIKAN attacks with Hydro Pump! Again with the garden hose...
SAMMY0295 tries Discharge! It hits SHRUIKAN for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN NINE
SHRUIKAN uses Power-Up Punch! But he's still trying to figure out how to make a fist.
SAMMY0295 attempts Present! Well, she's here alright!

TURN TEN
SHRUIKAN unleashes Mud Shot! But decides that would be too icky.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Slash! She crosses some words out!

TURN ELEVEN
SHRUIKAN tries Mega Drain! But SAMMY0295 doesn't let him borrow the drinking straw.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Waterfall! She tosses a bucket of water!

TURN TWELVE
SHRUIKAN unleashes Acupressure! But he doesn't feel like getting touchy-feely.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Comet Punch! But it's a little tricky with just feet.

TURN THIRTEEN
SHRUIKAN uses Telekinesis! But he doesn't have a clue how that works.
SAMMY0295 tries Leer! But she can't crack a smile!

TURN FOURTEEN
SHRUIKAN tries Curse! But ends up with soap in his mouth.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Stored Power! But she's still trying to find where she left it!

TURN FIFTEEN
SHRUIKAN unleashes Shift Gear! But he's not driving a car!
SAMMY0295 tries Energy Ball! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd regular-damage strike against SAMMY0295!

TURN SIXTEEN
SHRUIKAN uses Flash Cannon! But trying to do it with a camera has some silly results.
SAMMY0295 tries Stone Edge! But she can't wrestle it out of the ground!

TURN SEVENTEEN
SHRUIKAN attacks with Cosmic Power! In his dreams!
SAMMY0295 uses Twineedle! Pins everywhere!

TURN EIGHTEEN
SHRUIKAN unleashes Rapid Spin! And now he's comically dizzy!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Mach Punch! But with a lack of fists...

TURN NINETEEN
SHRUIKAN strikes with Happy Hour! Hey, it's five o' clock somewhere! Just not here.
SAMMY0295 uses Chatter! She makes a Facebook post!

TURN TWENTY
SHRUIKAN unleashes Heal Pulse! Well, we don't know where it went either.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Psychic! But her crystal ball seems to be out of batteries.

TURN TWENTY-ONE
SHRUIKAN uses Phantom Force! He wears a bedsheet like a ghost!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Fury Swipes! She flails at the air wildly!

TURN TWENTY-TWO
SHRUIKAN tries Tail Whip! But it's just a cute booty shake.
SAMMY0295 uses Powder Snow! But it's really just cotton balls thrown everywhere.

TURN TWENTY-THREE
SHRUIKAN strikes with Cotton Spore! Again, more cotton balls.
SAMMY0295 tries Toxic Spikes! But now everything is too fluffy.

TURN TWENTY-FOUR
SHRUIKAN unleashes Zing Zap! Whatever the fudgey that is.
SAMMY0295 attacks with Giga Impact! It results in the 2nd normal damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

TURN TWENTY-FIVE
SHRUIKAN uses String Shot! And silly string goes flying everywhere!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Wing Attack! But she has trouble going in reverse!

TURN TWENTY-SIX
SHRUIKAN uses Photon Geyser! And he decides this script needs to go.
SAMMY0295 tries Power-Up Punch! But it's more like a love tap.

TURN TWENTY-SEVEN
SHRUIKAN tries Grass Knot! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, causing a 3rd and final regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN as he crumbles with humiliation!

SAMMY0295 WINS!

Wow, dang close match!

The ball's in your court, sammy! How do you decide to celebrate your win!?

EDIT:

Ah, silly me, I see you've already wheeled him and you're at your max evolution...

...that means... devolution, which also means... egged!