★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Guh duhhh, wel i wundah who iz gunna bahtle neexct.

MASTER RNG parachutes in and yanks...

SCYTHERWOLF as Bellsprout and SHRUIKAN as Clefairy to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @Shruikan

The COOKIE COIN OF THE TACTICAL SURFING MOOSE has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN starts things up with Mist! But it's just a misting water bottle!
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Double Slap! But then she tries to go for Single Slap and that doesn't work either.

TURN TWO
SHRUIKAN attacks with Searing Shot! But he doesn't know what kind of gun works for that.
SCYTHERWOLF uses Sludge Wave! But it doesn't wave back!

TURN THREE
SHRUIKAN strikes with Storm Throw! But he can't figure out how to chuck rainclouds!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Transform! Turns out she's neither an Autobot nor a Decepticon.

TURN FOUR
SHRUIKAN attempts Solar Blade! But it's a cloudy day!
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Mirror Shot! And now she's got lots of broken glass and seven years bad luck.

TURN FIVE
SHRUIKAN uses Pursuit! But he's not so great at playing tag!
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Water Sport! But she just can't get even a drop going!

TURN SIX
SHRUIKAN strikes with Kinesis! Well, at least it worked in his daydream!
SCYTHERWOLF tries Freeze Shock! And then she short-circuits her freezer!

TURN SEVEN
SHRUIKAN unleashes V-create! He draws a V in the sand but nothing really happens after that!
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Bubble! But she forgot to pack her soap and water!

TURN EIGHT
SHRUIKAN uses Incinerate! It's a SUPER EFFECTIVE OHKO on SCYTHERWOLF!

SHRUIKAN WINS!

Yikes. That was toasty.

Well dude, you've got all three options open to toy around with! Devolve, evolve, or Wheel? What's it gonna be?

[Shruikan]

I'll be nice and go with the regular devolve.

[Neo Emolga]

I'll be nice and go with the regular devolve.

Trust me, I'm sure she'll thank you for helping her shed the Bellsprout in exchange for an awesome Arcanine. XD

SEASON 9 begins now and this is what it looks like!

SEASON 9

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS GLOOM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS BEWEAR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA LUCARIO
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS ARCANINE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS SCRAFTY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS CLEFAIRY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS DRUDDIGON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS JIGGLYPUFF
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS WIGGLYTUFF
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS SALAMENCE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

RAWK ON!

MASTER RNG, sucking on his lollipop, draws in...

SAMMY0295 as Wigglytuff and CHAKRAMASTER as Bewear to the battlefield!
@sammy0295 @Chakramaster

The CANDY COIN OF FRUITY PHILOSOPHY has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Flamethrower! Unfortunately you need fuel for it, too.
SAMMY0295 starts up with Sky Attack! But the sky just kind of stays up there.

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Stomping Tantrum! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Photon Geyser! But she can't even get the water geyser to work.

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Whirlpool! But his washing machine didn't come with an attack mode.
SAMMY0295 tries Screech! But she decides she wouldn't want to hear her fingernails scraping against the chalkboard either.

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER uses Luster Purge! It instead cleans the toilet really well!
SAMMY0295 attempts Surf! But she only brought arm floaties instead of a board!

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Future Sight! But knowing the sun will set tonight doesn't really count.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Bubble Beam! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Explosion! But he actually did cut the right wire this time!
SAMMY0295 uses Roar of Time! She shouts out the display on her watch!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Safeguard! He puts a shield in front of his locker!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Double Kick! She tries to kick with both feet at the same time but lands on her butt!

TURN EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER tries Covet! But he already got enough Christmas presents!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Mud Shot! She blasts the mud with a shotgun but that doesn't really seem to do anything!

TURN NINE
CHAKRAMASTER uses Geomancy! But he can't get his garden to grow any faster!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Psycho Shift! She makes someone else go crazy on her behalf!

TURN TEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Gear Up! He puts on a football helmet and padding!
SAMMY0295 tries Fusion Bolt! She glues two screws together!

TURN ELEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Bulldoze! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 uses Final Gambit! She plays a Draw Four card!

TURN TWELVE
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Happy Hour! He gets all his drinks at a discount!
SAMMY0295 attempts Tail Slap! But she seems to be missing essential!

TURN THIRTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER tries Rage! But he's feeling quite mellow today!
SAMMY0295 attacks with King's Shield! But the king took it back when she wasn't looking.

TURN FOURTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Blue Flare! But it still turns out red!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Nightmare! It has NO EFFECT on CHAKRAMASTER, causing SAMMY0295 to weep with defeat!

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

Yeeepers, it's that feature of normal types striking again.

It's up to you, Chakra! Devolve her to Jigglypuff or Wheel her and get your Nefarious Anarchist badge?

[Chakramaster]

RAWK ON!

MASTER RNG, sucking on his lollipop, draws in...

SAMMY0295 as Wigglytuff and CHAKRAMASTER as Bewear to the battlefield!
@sammy0295 @Chakramaster

The CANDY COIN OF FRUITY PHILOSOPHY has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Flamethrower! Unfortunately you need fuel for it, too.
SAMMY0295 starts up with Sky Attack! But the sky just kind of stays up there.

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Stomping Tantrum! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Photon Geyser! But she can't even get the water geyser to work.

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Whirlpool! But his washing machine didn't come with an attack mode.
SAMMY0295 tries Screech! But she decides she wouldn't want to hear her fingernails scraping against the chalkboard either.

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER uses Luster Purge! It instead cleans the toilet really well!
SAMMY0295 attempts Surf! But she only brought arm floaties instead of a board!

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER tries Future Sight! But knowing the sun will set tonight doesn't really count.
SAMMY0295 strikes with Bubble Beam! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Explosion! But he actually did cut the right wire this time!
SAMMY0295 uses Roar of Time! She shouts out the display on her watch!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Safeguard! He puts a shield in front of his locker!
SAMMY0295 attacks with Double Kick! She tries to kick with both feet at the same time but lands on her butt!

TURN EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER tries Covet! But he already got enough Christmas presents!
SAMMY0295 unleashes Mud Shot! She blasts the mud with a shotgun but that doesn't really seem to do anything!

TURN NINE
CHAKRAMASTER uses Geomancy! But he can't get his garden to grow any faster!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Psycho Shift! She makes someone else go crazy on her behalf!

TURN TEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Gear Up! He puts on a football helmet and padding!
SAMMY0295 tries Fusion Bolt! She glues two screws together!

TURN ELEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Bulldoze! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SAMMY0295!
SAMMY0295 uses Final Gambit! She plays a Draw Four card!

TURN TWELVE
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Happy Hour! He gets all his drinks at a discount!
SAMMY0295 attempts Tail Slap! But she seems to be missing essential!

TURN THIRTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER tries Rage! But he's feeling quite mellow today!
SAMMY0295 attacks with King's Shield! But the king took it back when she wasn't looking.

TURN FOURTEEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Blue Flare! But it still turns out red!
SAMMY0295 strikes with Nightmare! It has NO EFFECT on CHAKRAMASTER, causing SAMMY0295 to weep with defeat!

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

Yeeepers, it's that feature of normal types striking again.

It's up to you, Chakra! Devolve her to Jigglypuff or Wheel her and get your Nefarious Anarchist badge?

Ooooooh, Let’s just go with that wheel action again. Maybe we will see some more A+ art!

[Neo Emolga]

Ooooooh, Let’s just go with that wheel action again. Maybe we will see some more A+ art!

We'll see about that now!

CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vileplume (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Beartic (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Jigglypuff (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Elekid (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Wynaut (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Unown (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Glow in the Dark.
Theme #2: Reversed Image
Theme #3: Random!
Theme #4: Wrong floor Rescue Team!
Theme #5: Created with eyes closed

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: You didn't see anything
Usertitle #2: Not tall enough
Usertitle #3: Eggnog
Usertitle #4: Yolkster
Usertitle #5: Boiled Catastrophe

Urf, remind me not to be a victim of your Wheel. >.<

[Chakramaster]

We'll see about that now!

CHAKRAMASTER RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Vileplume (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Beartic (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Jigglypuff (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Elekid (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Wynaut (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Unown (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Glow in the Dark.
Theme #2: Reversed Image
Theme #3: Random!
Theme #4: Wrong floor Rescue Team!
Theme #5: Created with eyes closed

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: You didn't see anything
Usertitle #2: Not tall enough
Usertitle #3: Eggnog
Usertitle #4: Yolkster
Usertitle #5: Boiled Catastrophe

Urf, remind me not to be a victim of your Wheel. >.<

Oh come now! You know you wanna be part of the Wrong Floor Rescue Team!

[sammy0295]

Sucks to loose Wigglytuff, and the cool art that came with it, but what a cool lookin banner.

[Neo Emolga]

Because wonderful mayhem comes in all kinds of different flavors!

MASTER RNG finally woke up today and pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Gloom and SCYTHERWOLF as Arcanine to the battlefield!
Scytherwolf

The FUZZY COIN OF RODEO SUPERHEROES has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF starts with Metal Sound! She clangs two spoons together!
NEO EMOLGA opens with Techno Blast! He plays his electronic dance music extra loud!

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Swagger! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Arm Thrust! And he shouts "OBJECTION!"

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Relic Song! But she forgot how the lyrics go!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Perish Song! But he doesn't know how that goes either!

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Ancient Power! But it got too outdated!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Freeze-Dry! But he can't convince anyone to jump into the freezer!

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Slash! But she remembers what happens to her tires last time she tried that!
NEO EMOLGA tries Meditate! But the sound of a car alarm kills his concentration!

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Taunt! But she forgot what button on the controller does that!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Magic Coat! But Burlington Coat Factory lied and it's just an average jacket!

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Facade! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA uses Hyper Fang! But he's afraid he might hurt his teeth!

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF tries Bestow! But she's keeping all her Christmas presents to herself!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Curse! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN NINE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Cross Chop! But Norway isn't too happy with her cutting their flag in half!
NEO EMOLGA tries Facade! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN TEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Gear Grind! But sending her watch through a coffee grinder was a decision she regrets!
NEO EMOLGA attempts Bind! But his batch of paper clips is too small to do anything!

TURN ELEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Moonlight! But it's tough when the sun's still shining!
NEO EMOLGA uses Bouncy Bubble! But that idea goes pop pretty early.

TURN TWELVE
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Clear Smog! But a hard exhale just doesn't seem to be enough!
NEO EMOLGA tries Bone Club! But yesterday's leftovers are long gone!

TURN THIRTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Lava Plume! But she's not sure how to fly it back from Hawaii!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Megahorn! Turns out he doesn't even have a Minorhorn available.

TURN FOURTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Struggle Bug! But that seems mean to do to a poor little insect.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Amnesia! But he forgot what he's supposed to do for that!

TURN FIFTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Dragon Tail! Turns out most dragons don't have a fuzzy one like she does.
NEO EMOLGA uses Power Split! But messing around with electricity makes him kind of nervous.

TURN SIXTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Tail Slap! But it's too soft and fluffy!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Headbutt! But he doesn't want to have to take painkillers for that later.

TURN SEVENTEEN
SCYTHERWOLF uses Imprison! But her pet cage has confusing assembly instructions!
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Endure! It results in the 3rd regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

NEO EMOLGA WINS!

...

...HOW? :O

I'm honestly shocked, I thought I was beyond screwed when I saw the pairing. All it would have taken was one teensy fire move (I held my breath when Lava Plume popped up) and my butt would have been hilariously char-grilled. And funny how it wins with Endure of all things.

Third Sun Stone? Heck, I'll take it! No sense in staying Gloom just to clobber a perfectly good Arcanine avatar and banner, although this ongoing tug-of-war between Gloom and Bellossom is getting pretty hilarious. XD

[Neo Emolga]

So how will the cookie crumble?

MASTER RNG forgot he was wearing his ballerina outfit and yanks in...

ARNISD as Druddigon and BULBASAUR as Salamence to the battlefield! Ooh, battle of the dragons!
@arnisd @Bulbasaur

The EXTRA CHEESY COIN OF THE VALIANT DOLPHIN KNIGHTS has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARNISD kicks things off with Blaze Kick! But that would give him foot blisters!
BULBASAUR opens his attack with Ancient Power! But he hasn't dug that up quite yet!

TURN TWO
ARNISD strikes with Fairy Wind! But that's just blasphemy to dragons!
BULBASAUR unleashes Aqua Ring! But pouring water in a circle on the floor doesn't do anything!

TURN THREE
ARNISD attacks with Destiny Bond! But he kind of wants to do his own thing after all.
BULBASAUR tries Rock Wrecker! But he doesn't like the sound of jackhammers.

TURN FOUR
ARNISD uses Power Split! But all his cables are in a tangle!
BULBASAUR attempts Scared Fire! But throwing holy water on his candle only puts it out!

TURN FIVE
ARNISD unleashes Sky Uppercut! But punching the sky doesn't seem to have any effect on it!
BULBASAUR strikes with Sand Attack! But he used it all up for his sandbox!

TURN SIX
ARNISD attacks with Plasma Fists! But he's afraid he'll burn his hands off!
BULBASAUR uses Pollen Puff! But he doesn't want to trigger any allergies with that.

TURN SEVEN
ARNISD tries Secret Sword! And it turns out to just be a bluff after all.
BULBASAUR attempts Sludge! But he's kind of a neat freak.

TURN EIGHT
ARNISD uses Sludge Bomb! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR unleashes Nightmare! But ARNISD had his Red Bull today and is totally awake!

TURN NINE
ARNISD strikes with Dark Pulse! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR attacks with Trick! He shows ARNISD his chosen card, but he's only amused instead!

TURN TEN
ARNISD attempts Mud Sport! But he just took a shower and doesn't want to take another one!
BULBASAUR uses Tail Slap! But he didn't figure out that it isn't supposed to mean slapping your own tail.

TURN ELEVEN
ARNISD tries Strength Sap! But the kind he found is just really sticky!
BULBASAUR strikes with Charge Beam! Ironically, he forget to put that in the charger last night.

TURN TWELVE
ARNISD unleashes After You! But no way, he's proud to be going first!
BULBASAUR tries Reflect Type! He uses a mirror while he's at his keyboard!

TURN THIRTEEN
ARNISD uses Sunny Day! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the first strike against ARNISD!
BULBASAUR attacks with Bite! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on ARNISD!

TURN FOURTEEN
ARNISD attempts Chip Away! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!

ARNISD WINS!

Dang, it got really dicey at the end there!

As it stands, arnisd has already Wheeled Bulbasaur and he can't evolve, so it's a devolve into Shelgon.