★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Told ya, you're just gonna hurt yourself.

Now I said it before and I'll say it again,

A 3 of 3 is a Wheel for me!

Hey, hey, just checking! Turning her into Gloom would have been just as menacing! I would know because... well, we'll just pretend it didn't happen that many times.

ARANDOMTOOL RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti

I swear this was the same thing Shruikan got. XD

Well, could have been worse (Gloom), but hey, we'll see where this takes her!

[Neo Emolga]

Season 37 incoming!

SEASON 37

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS LUGIA
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS WEEPINBELL
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 SCYTHERWOLF: AS LOUDRED
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA MAWILE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

[Neo Emolga]

Bless this mess.

MASTER RNG, going disco for donuts, pulls in...

CHAKRAMASTER as Weepinbell and NEO EMOLGA as Lugia to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster

The MAYHEM COIN OF FLAMING COWBELLS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER starts things up with Bide! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!
NEO EMOLGA begins with Smart Strike! But they don't have a For Dummies book on that!

TURN 2
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Fusion Flare! But gluing two of them together doesn't do anything!
NEO EMOLGA tries Spectral Thief! But he's wary about stealing from ghosts.

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Power Gem! But it turns out these Infinity Stones were only plastic replicas.
NEO EMOLGA busts out with Waterfall! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against him!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Bug Buzz! But he doesn't fit into his bumblebee costume anymore!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Moongeist Beam! But all he has is a flashlight to work with.

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER uses Hyper Voice! But his megaphone is locked in storage!
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Baby-Doll Eyes! But he puts them back as eyeless dolls are way too creepy.

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER launches Laser Focus! He takes a perfect photograph of a blaster gun!
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Gravity! He drops an apple to show everyone!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER tries Precipice Blades! But the best he has is a shaving razor.
NEO EMOLGA uses Heal Order! But he discovers hospitals don't have a drive-thru.

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER breaks out with Cosmic Power! But he ran out of stickable glow in the dark stars.
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Water Sport! But he hasn't filled up his pool yet!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Flash Cannon! But all that does is blow up his camera!
NEO EMOLGA launches High Jump Kick! But that just gets him disqualified from the decathlon.

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER whips out Earth Power! But he can't find an outlet anywhere on the ground!
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Me First! But he thinks it's wrong to cut in line.

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Smokescreen! But it ends up just being a lot of flatulence...
NEO EMOLGA uses Thunderbolt! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 3rd and final regular damage strike against him!

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

That... was terribly pathetic on my part. XD

Chakra, you can either evolve yourself into Victreebel or egg me. You decide!

[Chakramaster]

I have to do what must be done. Sorry, Neo, but it's EGGING TIME!

I must bring out....THE FINAL BOSS!
@Neo Emolga

[Neo Emolga]

I have to do what must be done. Sorry, Neo, but it's EGGING TIME!

I must bring out....THE FINAL BOSS!
@Neo Emolga

Oh drat, look what you've done! NOES! >.<

[Scytherwolf]

Hey, hey, just checking! Turning her into Gloom would have been just as menacing! I would know because... well, we'll just pretend it didn't happen that many times.

ARANDOMTOOL RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti

I swear this was the same thing Shruikan got. XD

Well, could have been worse (Gloom), but hey, we'll see where this takes her!

[Neo Emolga]

I am curious though. If you became a Gloom but then evolved, would you have gone back to Vileplume or would you have gone Bellossom?

[Scytherwolf]

I am curious though. If you became a Gloom but then evolved, would you have gone back to Vileplume or would you have gone Bellossom?

Probably bellossom since I've always liked it but never used one in the games.

[Neo Emolga]

It's a new day, full of opportunity!

MASTER RNG, riding a giant bunny into battle, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Loudred and ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Mawile to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @ARandomTool

The PARTY COIN OF WEASLES AND WATER DROPS has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF begins with Gear Up! But she forgot her locker combination!
ARANDOMTOOL kicks things off with Ion Deluge! But his beam rifle is back at the repair shop!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF tries Dragon Claw! But it just annoys Puff and he tells her to go away.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Refresh! He drinks a cup of mint tea!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Soft-Boiled! But she prefers her eggs over medium.
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Double Team! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF launches Headbutt! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 2nd regular damage strike against her!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Spotlight! But he gets stage fright and runs away!

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Shadow Claw! She makes a silly shadow puppet!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Psyshock! But it seemed to work in his head!

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF breaks out with Shadow Claw! She makes a bunny this time!
ARANDOMTOOL whips out Dragon Pulse! Yep, turns out Dragonite still has a heartbeat.

TURN 7
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Charge! But her phone is still at 100%!
ARANDOMTOOL tries Work Up! But it's the weekend and he'd rather not.

TURN 8
SCYTHERWOLF utilizes Growth! She checks and her stocks are doing great!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Mind Reader! Turns out it's not impressive if you can only use it on yourself!

TURN 9
SCYTHERWOLF uses Imprison! But she didn't bring any Poké balls with her!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Rototiller! But he can't figure out the assembly instructions!

TURN 10
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Sing! But her karaoke machine is busted.
ARANDOMTOOL breaks out with Quick Attack! But he feels kind of sleepy and sluggish today.

TURN 11
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Snatch! But mama always told her stealing was wrong!
ARANDOMTOOL launches Thunder! But it's a perfectly sunny day!

TURN 12
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Chip Away! She nibbles a chocolate chip cookie!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Roar of Time! He shouts the readout on his watch!

TURN 13
SCYTHERWOLF tries Sludge! But she'd rather not go near the septic tank.
ARANDOMTOOL uses Crafty Shield! He makes one out of paper!

TURN 14
SCYTHERWOLF whips out After You! But she doesn't want to give up her spot in line!
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with U-turn! But he's in New Jersey where they force you to use jug-handles all the time!

TURN 15
SCYTHERWOLF launches Buzzy Buzz! But she doesn't fit into her bumblebee costume anymore!
ARANDOMTOOL breaks out with Psystrike! And then he wakes up from his dream!

TURN 16
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Liquidation! She sells her shares of stock for cash!
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Hydro Pump! But the township doesn't want him using hydrants like that.

TURN 17
SCYTHERWOLF uses Extreme Speed! But she sees a cop waiting to give out tickets!
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Rapid Spin! He becomes entertained by a fidget spinner!

TURN 18
SCYTHERWOLF utilizes Mystical Fire! But setting her glitter aflame doesn't do anything.
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Thrash! He headbangs to some heavy metal!

TURN 19
SCYTHERWOLF whips out Power-Up Punch! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on ARANDOMTOOL!
ARANDOMTOOL uses Telekinesis! But Yoda never showed him the ways of the Force!

TURN 20
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Rock Blast! She wakes the whole neighborhood up with her electric guitar!
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Spit Up! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SCYTHERWOLF!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

Dang, is there no stopping this guy? XD

Well, as before, Tool can't evolve and he already just Wheeled Scytherwolf, so it's a devolve down to Whismur.

[Neo Emolga]

Season 38 is locked and loaded!

SEASON 38

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS EMOLGA
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS WEEPINBELL
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 SCYTHERWOLF: AS WHISMUR
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA MAWILE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

FUN FACT: It is a universal truth that there is no such thing as losing when you're Emolga. There's just very slightly less victory sometimes.