★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Who'S uP foR SomE CARNAGE!?

MASTER RNG is mental. It hungrily drags in...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Elekid and ARNISD as Mega Ampharos to the battlefiled!
@Voltaire Magneton @arnisd

The SAVAGE COIN OF THE HUNT has declared ARNISD strikes first!

TURN ONE
ARNISD opens up with Doom Desire! Ha, he wishes.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Fire Spin! But he can't seem to light his matches.

TURN TWO
ARNISD unleashes Protect! It hits VOLTAIRE MAGNETON for the 1st regular damage strike!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Assist! But no one seems to want his help!

TURN THREE
ARNISD tries Karate Chop! But he forgot how it goes!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Force Palm! But he can't get the palm tree to do anything!

TURN FOUR
ARNISD uses Wake-Up Slap! Too bad, VOLTAIRE MAGNETON has already had his coffee!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Sketch! Now if only he knew how to draw!

TURN FIVE
ARNISD attacks with Protect! It hits VOLTAIRE MAGNETON for the 2nd regular damage strike!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts a Steam Eruption! But he just tries blowing his hot breath around!

TURN SIX
ARNISD uses Lick! But he decides maybe he doesn't want to know what VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tastes like.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Screech! It hits ARNISD for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN SEVEN
ARNISD attacks with Gear Grind! But the noise just gets on everyone's nerves!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Knock Off! He just tells ARNISD to stop!

TURN EIGHT
ARNISD tries Heal Order! But no one wants to pamper him!
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Volt Tackle! But he realizes he's not a Pikachu...

[u]TURN NINE[u]
ARNISD lashes out with Cotton Guard! It hits VOLTAIRE MAGNETON for the 3rd and final regular damage strike!

ARNISD WINS!

So, bad boy, what's it going to be this time? ;D

On one hand, if you Wheel him, you get the Nefarious Anarchist badge, but he might gain evolution stages! And on the other... you EGG him. Decisions, decisions!

[arnisd]

It's still early in the game, there'll be other chances to get that badge. Egg the boy!

[Neo Emolga]

It's still early in the game, there'll be other chances to get that badge. Egg the boy!

I see how it is. I SEE HOW IT IS!

[Voltaire Magneton]

I see how it is. I SEE HOW IT IS!

An egg! What could be inside? It must be my BIG OOF ENERGY!

[Neo Emolga]

Hunger...

MASTER RNG is feeling extra psychotic, so it brings...

SHRUIKAN as Budew and CHAKRAMASTER as Mega Swampert to the battlefiled!
@Shruikan @Chakramaster

The FALLEN COIN OF DISMAY has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER starts with a Wring Out! But he just shakes a little.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Sketch! But he doesn't have the hands to draw!

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER strikes out with Fly! But he just flaps his arms and jumps up and down.
SHRUIKAN uses Confide! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Petal Blizzard! But he just rips up a lot of flower bouquets.
SHRUIKAN tries Mega Kick! But his feet are too small for that!

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Mud Sport! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN responds with Aeroblast! But he just exhales really hard.

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Trick Room! But he just paints the walls a different color.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Dragon Pulse! But he just gets crazy dizzy.

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER uses Storm Throw! But he just pretends to be Zeus and throws plastic lightning bolts around.
SHRUIKAN tries Camouflage! But his camo clothing doesn't fit him anymore!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Grass Whistle! But he just blows with blades of grass in his mouth.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Freeze Shock! But his ice maker just scatters ice cubes all over the place.

TURN EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Trick-or-Treat! But he gets no candy from anyone.
SHRUIKAN attacks out with Coil! Springs scatter everywhere!

TURN NINE
CHAKRAMASTER uses Metal Claw! But it's just a rake!
SHRUIKAN responds with Hail! And it's more ice cubes everywhere!

TURN TEN
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Rest! It's a Super-Effective strike against SHRUIKAN!

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

So what's it going to be this time? ;D

[Chakramaster]

Hunger...

MASTER RNG is feeling extra psychotic, so it brings...

SHRUIKAN as Budew and CHAKRAMASTER as Mega Swampert to the battlefiled!
@Shruikan @Chakramaster

The FALLEN COIN OF DISMAY has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER starts with a Wring Out! But he just shakes a little.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Sketch! But he doesn't have the hands to draw!

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER strikes out with Fly! But he just flaps his arms and jumps up and down.
SHRUIKAN uses Confide! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Petal Blizzard! But he just rips up a lot of flower bouquets.
SHRUIKAN tries Mega Kick! But his feet are too small for that!

TURN FOUR
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Mud Sport! It results in the 1st regular damage strike against SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN responds with Aeroblast! But he just exhales really hard.

TURN FIVE
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Trick Room! But he just paints the walls a different color.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Dragon Pulse! But he just gets crazy dizzy.

TURN SIX
CHAKRAMASTER uses Storm Throw! But he just pretends to be Zeus and throws plastic lightning bolts around.
SHRUIKAN tries Camouflage! But his camo clothing doesn't fit him anymore!

TURN SEVEN
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Grass Whistle! But he just blows with blades of grass in his mouth.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Freeze Shock! But his ice maker just scatters ice cubes all over the place.

TURN EIGHT
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Trick-or-Treat! But he gets no candy from anyone.
SHRUIKAN attacks out with Coil! Springs scatter everywhere!

TURN NINE
CHAKRAMASTER uses Metal Claw! But it's just a rake!
SHRUIKAN responds with Hail! And it's more ice cubes everywhere!

TURN TEN
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Rest! It's a Super-Effective strike against SHRUIKAN!

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

So what's it going to be this time? ;D

Plenty of other chances for the wheel. I must go with a finisher. It’s Devolution time!

[Neo Emolga]

Plenty of other chances for the wheel. I must go with a finisher. It’s Devolution time!

Oh dear... but then that would also turn out to be another...



Dang, there sure are a lot of eggs now. XD

[arnisd]

All them lovely eggs

[Neo Emolga]

All them lovely eggs

They is the loveliest eggs. :3

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What will today's madness bring!?

MASTER RNG craves more havoc, so it decides to bring along...

NOBLEJANOBII as Zorua and SAMMY0295 as Sawsbuck to the battlefiled!
@Noblejanobii @sammy0295

The LUNACY COIN OF PSYCHOSIS has declared SAMMY0295 strikes first!

TURN ONE
SAMMY0295 starts things off with Needle Arm! But it stings too much to continue!
NOBLEJANOBII begins her assault with Spectral Thief! But she's caught in the act!

TURN TWO
SAMMY0295 attacks with Aura Sphere! But it just results in a weird face.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Electric Terrain! But it just plays Electric Avenue by Eddy Grant.

TURN THREE
SAMMY0295 unleashes Psyshock! But it just causes a headache.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Overheat! But she's just playing with the thermostat again.

TURN FOUR
SAMMY0295 tries Foresight! But her crystal ball is out of order.
NOBLEJANOBII attempts Spark! But it's just static electricity.

TURN FIVE
SAMMY0295 strikes with Avalanche! But it's just snow getting pushed off the roof.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Chip Away! She breaks apart some chocolate chip cookies!

TURN SIX
SAMMY0295 uses Psywave! Headache level up!
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Memento! It hits SAMMY0295 for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN SEVEN
SAMMY0295 unleashes Karate Chop! But that's hard to do with hooves.
NOBLEJANOBII uses Power Gem! But it's just a pawn shop knock off.

TURN EIGHT
SAMMY0295 attempts Perish Song! But she forgot the lyrics!
NOBLEJANOBII attacks with Harden! But she's too soft and plushy for that!

TURN NINE
SAMMY0295 tries Recover! But she's not first aid certified yet.
NOBLEJANOBII strikes with Thunder Fang! But it's not recommended by the American Dental Association.

TURN TEN
SAMMY0295 uses Rest! It has NO EFFECT AT ALL ON NOBLEJANOBII, causing SAMMY0295 to succumb to defeat!

NOBLEJANOBII WINS!

It's your party, Noble! You decide how the cookout goes!

[Noblejanobii]

Let's spin that wheel!