★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

FinAllY thE LasT BaTTle!



MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It decides to finish things with...

CHAKRAMASTER as Mega Swampert and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Magnezone to the battlefield!

The DARK JUDGMENT COIN OF TERROR has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts with Will-O-Wisp! But it's just a sparkler!
CHAKRAMASTER swings in with Psystrike! But he just imagines it!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Psywave! He joins CHAKRAMASTER'S imaginary battle!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Draco Meteor! But he just throws a funky-shaped rock!

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dual Chop! But he just cuts the carrot into three pieces!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Giga Drain! He sucks harder on his drinking straw!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Strength Sap! He just takes away all the energy drinks!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Natural Gift! It's a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE attack on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON, resulting in the first strike against CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN FIVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Psyshock! But it's just a dream!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Mud-Slap! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

And that's a wrap!

@Chakramaster, you win the final battle of today! You know what to do now! ;D

[arnisd]

Random wheels~

And don't worry friend, 1 in 5 chance you won't loose an evolution stage through them

[Neo Emolga]

Random wheels~

And don't worry friend, 1 in 5 chance you won't loose an evolution stage through them

Well ladies and gentlemen, that means it's time to...

All aboard the disaster train!

RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Tsareena (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Cherrim (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Gloom (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Hoppip (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Foongus (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 -Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Please rate my sons drawing
Theme #2: Jackpot
Theme #3: The gutter
Theme #4: Film Noir
Theme #5: The power of friendship

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: Closet furry
Usertitle #2: Woman where is ma supersuit!
Usertitle #3: Candy crush addict
Usertitle #4: The good, the bad and certainly the ugly
Usertitle #5: Was shown the world on a magic carpet ride

And... POW! This is what Randomizer Wheels unleash!

Not looking forward to my third time through, thank you. :P

[Bulbasaur]

At least Hoppip is cool...

[Chakramaster]

FinAllY thE LasT BaTTle!



MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It decides to finish things with...

CHAKRAMASTER as Mega Swampert and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Magnezone to the battlefield!

The DARK JUDGMENT COIN OF TERROR has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts with Will-O-Wisp! But it's just a sparkler!
CHAKRAMASTER swings in with Psystrike! But he just imagines it!

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Psywave! He joins CHAKRAMASTER'S imaginary battle!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Draco Meteor! But he just throws a funky-shaped rock!

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dual Chop! But he just cuts the carrot into three pieces!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Giga Drain! He sucks harder on his drinking straw!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Strength Sap! He just takes away all the energy drinks!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Natural Gift! It's a NOT VERY EFFECTIVE attack on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON, resulting in the first strike against CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN FIVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Psyshock! But it's just a dream!
CHAKRAMASTER tries Mud-Slap! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

And that's a wrap!

@Chakramaster, you win the final battle of today! You know what to do now! ;D

Getting like a 20 min break today. So while I can I’ll. SPIN. THAT. WHEEEEEELLLLLLLL! :p

[arnisd]

At least Hoppip is cool...

Agreed and it seems like you've got a lot of new friends now :)

[Noblejanobii]

I was bummed that none of the chaos included me until I realized that I just hadn't been tagged. Oh well, time to await my fate.

[Voltaire Magneton]

Getting like a 20 min break today. So while I can I’ll. SPIN. THAT. WHEEEEEELLLLLLLL! :p

OH NO

(jk LEZZGEDDIT)

[Scytherwolf]

AnD YoU thOUghT yOU weRE saFe Ha aH HAa HAAHa No.



MASTER RNG has gone terminally insane. It decides to pull all ten of us goons into battle, starting with...

SHRUIKAN as Remoraid and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefield!

The LAUGHING COIN OF MADNESS has declared SHRUIKAN strikes first!

TURN ONE
SHRUIKAN opens with Metal Burst! Truth is he just shook a soda can too hard.
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Grassy Terrain! Well there you have it folks, a Super-Effective OHKO on the opening turn! :O

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

@Scytherwolf, you win the first of today's insanity Black Friday battles! It's up to you to decide what happens to Shruikan now!

Oh you know what happens. WHEEL IT IS.

[sammy0295]

I'm sorry, Neo. You're getting the wheel again. I think that's a token for you at least.