★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

Don't worry, be happy!

MASTER RNG, doing a funny ninja move, pulls in...

NEO EMOLGA as Wigglytuff and CHAKRAMASTER as Alolan Raichu to the battlefield!
@Chakramaster

The ETERNAL COIN OF STRAWBERRY SYRUP has declared NEO EMOLGA strikes first!

TURN 1
NEO EMOLGA starts up with Twineedle! But he's finding it hard to sew running two at the same time.
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Wring Out! He squeezes the water out of his wet towel!

TURN 2
NEO EMOLGA tries Facade! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Origin Pulse! But he can't get it to start up right!

TURN 3
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Trump Card! But it turns out to be the one with George Bush instead.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Natural Gift! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN 4
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Rock Polish! They now all shiny but nothing else happens!
CHAKRAMASTER launches Psychic Terrain! Well, it at least looked right in his daydream.

TURN 5
NEO EMOLGA attempts Spark! But he just zaps himself with static electricity.
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Fissure! But he just creates a pothole in the process.

TURN 6
NEO EMOLGA uses Storm Throw! But Zeus isn't selling any more thunderbolts on Etsy.
CHAKRAMASTER tries Cut! He stops the movie crew from filming!

TURN 7
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Dual Chop! He grills two pieces of lamb on the barbecue!
CHAKRAMASTER utilizes Memento! He takes a trip down memory lane!

TURN 8
NEO EMOLGA unleashes Play Rough! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Submission! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

TURN 9
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Aurora Veil! But he can't figure out how to get up there to wear it.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Dragon Claw! But he doesn't have enough money to go hiring a dragon to do it for him.

TURN 10
NEO EMOLGA tries Defend Order! But Grub Hub has no idea what he's talking about.
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Leech Life! But he can't figure out how to use a drinking straw that way.

TURN 11
NEO EMOLGA uses Switcheroo! But he has no idea what to swap what with what.
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Steam Eruption! And then he realized his humidifier exploded.

TURN 12
NEO EMOLGA launches Storm Throw! But he still can't find another thunderbolt seller on Etsy.
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Acid Armor! But he isn't quite sure that's a good style to go with.

TURN 13
NEO EMOLGA attempts Fissure! But he realizes he's going to need more than just a shovel.
CHAKRAMASTER uses Bind! He ties up his shoes all crazy-like!

TURN 14
NEO EMOLGA attacks with Triple Kick! But he barely gets a roundhouse in before landing on his butt.
CHAKRAMASTER tries Shadow Force! But they don't seem to want to budge.

TURN 15
NEO EMOLGA utilizes Rototiller! But he can't figure out the assembly instructions.
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Mega Drain! But his plumber isn't picking up the phone!

TURN 16
NEO EMOLGA strikes with Clear Smog! But his desk fan isn't doing too much against it.
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Endure! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on NEO EMOLGA!

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

GAAAAH, I ALMOST HAD YOU! Good battle, though!

Well, you can't evolve and you've already Wheeled me, so it's back to Jigglypuff. Rest assured, I will find you and destroy you. Good day!