The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Yes, you just have to waste your life playing this game.

So, unless you're literally insane, no. :P

I believe you're capable, I just don't want to hear a report of you dead on the floor from trying to get higher.

And I've still won more than you by that token, and typical victory, as you shall find, bores the mind like a knife to the back (for boring invincible me). If you're the last poster by 48 hours, though...THEN, it's a REAL victory. They lock the thread because they can't tarnish a victory that big! So if you could be so kind as to shift topic away from your mostly insubstantial (in comparison) win streak...

[Ganyu]

[Suicune's Fire]

Aw, dat espurr. c:


~SF.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

KITTIES!!

I love kitties!

[Rival Max]

Booo Latio, Cheers Grace. I now declare Grace the winner by a landslide. Latio sadly you have been voted off the island.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Checks the votes* Hey, wait a minute! *Rubs off some odd-looking substance, revealing the real votes* These all say 'Achilles!' *Dramatic finger point to Judge Joseph Dredd, AKA Achilles* That guy's Achilles!

*Achilles is 'voted' off the island, and by 'voted,' this message means 'escorted by a massive boulder'*

[Rival Max]

Sorry Latio you didnt get to vote.. Better luck next year ;)

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

YOU ARE NOT JEFF!!

*Epic explosion that sends Achilles off-world*

[Wander]

dear primus what is happening i dont even

[Rival Max]

*Remembers he is explosion proff!*

Hajime Ichinose nonsense is happening here!