The Last Poster Wins! [v8]

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS leaps over to BLOODHOUND and unleashes a level 9999 HYDRO PUMP onto Bloodhound.* TAKE THIS!

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Don't you have a certian STINGER to be your strongest?*

*Bloodhound takes 1/4th his HP in damage from Ahabs-everyone else takes 1/8th. Marlon goes down from the blow, as do the remaining Chaos Servants! the Hydro pump takes him down to under half-You can expect extreme payback for that, though Velvetine, the remaining Draken and Ominous are now free to wail on something else.*

*Bloodhound uses LV. 9999 EXTREMESPEED! Without warning, you are again disarmed-this time, of your Knowledge Ring and Crimson Saber. He shoves the former in your eye and snaps it in two, unleashing a Psionic burst enough to do significant damage, then jams the Crimson Saber into your chest to necessitate a killing blow. From 100% HP to a kill. Entei does have high attack...But that's impressive. It was doubly impressive considering he had to do both with his mouth, as he's still a quadpedal Entei.*

*The Knowledge Ring is now broken (though possibly repairable) and the Crimson Saber is now in the possession of Bloodhound. Your last sword remaining is THE STINGER. You haven't use either buff, you know, but you'd best remember what happened the last time you applied them in the wrong order.*

Tazz: Ominous, Draken! WAIL ON HIM! GLASS CANNON! *Points to Dark Chaos* Velvetine! You and me, find the Helms-

*The remaining Draken horribly die due to the Helmsman creating a large explosion on reappearance. Nobody else was around...He vanishes, again.*

...Man...S2, Dimentio, keep on Krathlos!

LET'S GO PEOPLE!

[Sir Sivelos]

Dark Chaos: Grr... *D.C. quickly escapes from the battle. It seems he was too fast to be caught.*

*SIVELOS is a bit too damaged to do much right now.* ...Eh..

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Ominous proves how fast he is, narrowly catching Dark Chaos, but alas, he teleported to parts unknown.*

Ominous: Hrm. *Moves to Sivelos'es freshly-respawned side.*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh. Hello, Ominous. Care to help me with THAT? *gestures to Bloodhound.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*Bloodhound uses LV. 5000 SACRED FIRE! And yes, that's a legal move for Entei to have in Gen 6. Ominous is thrashed beyond quick repair and respawns on-ship. You take half your HP in damage. You're not getting off that easy.*

*Velvetine and Tazz hunt for the Helmsman and his many disappearances. S2 and Dimentio wail on the Mighty Glacier that is Krathlos.*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS blasts Bloodhound with a level 9999 HYDRO PUMP!*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*But it missed!*

*Bloodhound turns human and stabs you with the Crimson Saber, again.*

Bloodhound: Just some regular slices, then some deep-frying...I might really have you for lunch again!

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS instead uses a level 9999 TOXIC! Bloodhound now has severe Toxic DoT.* I AM NOT FOOD!

[Wander]

Wait I heard you guys need POKEMON

//throws six Pokeballs in the air, releasing a Greninja, Diggersby, Talonflame, Noivern, Venusaur, and an Aegislash