The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Rival Max]

Max highfives the members of the band as he lands safely

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS highfives MAX back.* Welcome to the party.

[Rival Max]

Do you guys have snack cakes here?

[Ganyu]

We have everything! Except Baal's gizzards. *throws an antimatter pulse bomb in the latter's direction*

[Rival Max]

Gizzards ??? ...

Tuck and rolls from explosion.

[Sir Sivelos]

We're sort of in the middle of a duel, so stand outside those flags over there. We don't want you getting hurt!

*SIVELOS uses SWORD MAGAZINE MONTHLY! A large mini gun appears in SIVELOS's hands, with a magazine literally filled with copies of ULTIMATE GALAXIA, and points the barrels at BAAL, opening fire onto the TYRANT OVERLORD.*

*APOPH uses UNIQUETECH: SYSTEM CRASH! Several planets pop out of APOPH's PLANET ON A STICK, forming a large binary solar system of about 15 planets and TWO suns! APOPH sends the whole thing crashing into BAAL in a performance of cosmic collision and destruction. It's oddly alluring.*

[Ganyu]

*summons a quartet of Elite Ghouls*

*Elite Ghouls use Shining Blades; with superhuman speed and force, their blade-form kagunes slash and lacerate with deadly edge*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS uses DAWN BREAKER! Gusts of fiery wind circle around SIVELOS's blade, mixing in some TERGICK as well, forming a bright yet beautiful aura around the blade of ULTIMATE GALAXIA. SIVELOS swings, cutting the air and sending a blast of PYRGICK and TERGICK damage BAAL's way.*

*APOPH uses MYTHAEGIS! APOPH is now invulnerable to direct damage of all kinds. Statuses and recoil are still viable.*

[Ganyu]

*Elite Ghouls use their Secret Kagune Art: Blood Square; they slash at Baal, their strokes perpendicular to each other such that from bird's eye view, it looks like a square being drawn around Baal in blood*

[Sir Sivelos]

Oh, hah, I forgot about this… *SIVELOS takes out his FOOL CARD, and crumples it in his hand (that's how you summon the persona, right?), causing his DOVAHKIIN persona to appear near him.*

FUS RO DAH!

*SIVELOS uses FUS RO DAH! Upon the titular 'dah,' an ENORMOUS shockwave of pure force, completely blowing away all records on the Richter scale by a flying lightyear, surges from SIVELOS and DOVAHKIIN, causing BAAL to trip up something fierce! Perhaps it even canceled out BAAL's SWORD ORBITER?*

Don't you already know!?

*I'm not the Game Mod, SIV. I'm only the Narrator. You'll just have to wait until I get the info.*