The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Last Poster Wins-NINTH VERSION!

What do you have to do to win? Simple? Post here, and if NOBODY ELSE posts here for 48 hours (this includes yourself), you win! Very simple, right?

WELL YOU'RE WRONG!

Winners:
[v1] Corey
[v2] Bulbasaur
[v3] Bulbasaur
[v4] Metal Gear Snivy
[v5] The Nonexistent Tazz
[v6] The Nonexistent Tazz
[v7] Ghostwriter
[v8] Sir Sivelos

The game is simple, the game is complex, and most importantly, THE GAME IS AFOOT!

[Caite-chan]

Well you already one this twice so.........no more for you.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

Also, yeah, there was an RP?

Oh, yeah, that's back too.

To not bore the pants off of everyone present, I present to thee a quick summary: In short, you are (all) part of a small mercenary organization-now christened the AntIvOId (spelled EXACTLY that way), who have been hired by the enigmatic Black, the Oblivion Lord, to destroy the Ragnak, a group of entities who would want nothing more than to destroy reality. This really boils down to guarding The Black, as The Black's death is the only way Armageddon can be triggered. Meanwhile, there is an influx of entities from an existence well before yours that have been cropping up everywhere as if they never died. This makes them Elder Souls, beings who have lived so long they've gained unimaginable power just by sitting around. Them having died before, their resurrection is henceforth a bit of a paradox, and solving this mystery could put you twenty steps ahead. Considering that the Ragnak are collecting them, keeping them away from the Ragnak and allying up with them is also immensely beneficial.

As of current, the party's current goal is to find a being of unknown status, known only as Acidic Seoul the 69th. He holds the Arms of Atlas, the last key to opening the way to the Voidial Drydocks, The Black's home and impenetrable fortress; obtaining The Arms of Atlas means that, basically, you've automatically won.

[Caite-chan]

And you expect me to read all of that....

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

No, but you're going to anyways!

Oh, yeah, final thing: This was the place we did the PSG9's at! It's now all clean, and now everyone who participated gets new Pikachu Selves that will oh-most-definitely serve you well! If you can properly equip them, anyways. Their specialties are naturally hammers.

[Caite-chan]

You just got really lucky that's all.

[Sir Sivelos]

FINALLY! I can stretch without having to worry about this quarantine...

[Chakramaster]

Weapons should be hammers, but...the specialties should be the nukes right?

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

...Weapon specialties also include explosives. Do note, however, that Pika-Flu Tactical Nukes are next-to-nonexistent. Only the Legendary Neo knows how to make those babies.

Also, do keep in mind, the regular You and the Pikachu You are different entities. As with every other self you may wind up with...

[Sir Sivelos]

Like Tazz and his many selves. *gestures to the crowd of Tazzes*