King of the Hill!

[Dennis Jansen]

I bombs the moon so the hill flies off and when its in the air you fell off, the hill lands on Venus and i claim it as you are floating somewhere in Space.

MY HILL

[Lovecraft]

You are incapacitated due to the toxic, burning atmosphere in Venus. I show up in a protective space gear and claim the hill as my own.

[brandon_g]

I parachute in from a military plane and kick Lovecraft off the hill. I claim the hill.

MY HILL!!!!

*Oh yeah and I am giving this topic the old defibelator to revive it.*

[legendary_addict]

I simply push you off the hill, and you roll down, hitting trees and getting spiked by the thorny bushes below you.

"Whoops. I guess this is mine now o3o"

[brandon_g]

I hike back up the hill and give you the same treatment, but this time the thorns and spikes are larger and SHARPER. I claim the hill!

MY HILL!!

[Neo Emolga]

*Turns brandon_g into a donut via Magical Spellbook of Mayhem, which he then tosses into a box of Krispy Kremes and drops off at some random office building.*

Ah, what a nice hill. He probably won't be needing that anymore!

*Raises valiant flag of Neo Emolga!*

[legendary_addict]

I simply push you off the hill where brandon_g pushed me off to. The spikes were much larger, sharper and now made of rusted steel. Trees are also on fire now.

Ohey a flag. *throws in to fiery bushes and plants his own flag, with the No Game No Life symbol on it*

[Neo Emolga]

*Casts Curaga on himself. Uses magic to turn legendary_addict into a frog before selling her to a French restaurant!*

*Pulls down the No Game No Life flag, rips it up into confetti, and hoists his flag back up again.*

You'd think they'd learn!

[Rival Max]

Casts an unbreakable madness spell on neo. After he tears up his flag using a decoy I lure him into giant steel trap and simply stroll to the hill.

Mine..:)

[Dash]

I'll just pull out this hill from under you while you fall into a neverending hill.

Thanks for my hill :3c