Ten million bottles of beer on the wall...

[EmeraldSky]

Admit it, on any long road trip, a guaranteed way to pass the time (and annoy the driver) is to sing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."

But why stop at just 99 bottles? Let's create the longest version of the song ever, with ten million bottles of beer.

The rules:

--write out smaller numbers so keep it from being a spam post

--For consistency's sake, please use "If one of those bottles should happen to fall," for the third line (I have nothing against "You take one down and pass it around", I just learned it as "If one of those bottles should happen to fall.")

So, here we go!

::blows pitch pipe::

Ten million bottles of beer on the wall, ten million bottles of beer on the wall,

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall...

[Morzone]

999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999,999,999 bottles of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall: 999,999,998 bottles of beer on the wall!

This is gonna take a while ._.

[EmeraldSky]

(That's exactly the point.)

999,999,998 bottles of beer on the wall, 999,999,998 bottles of beer on the wall,

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 999,999,997 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Chakramaster]

999,999,997 bottles of beer on the wall, 999,999,997 bottles of beer on the wall

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 999,999,996 bottles of beer on the wall

Says 10 million, but starts/switches to 1 billion?

[Morzone]

999,999,996 bottles of beer on the wall, 999,999,996 bottles of beer,

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 999,999,995 bottles of beer on the wall!

I didn't even notice that, good job me. We could just take one of the nines of the end, there are plenty to spare at the moment.

[EmeraldSky]

(oops, wasn't counting my zeroes)

99,999,995 bottles of beer on the wall, 99,999,995 bottles of beer,

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 99,999,994 bottles of beer on the wall!

[Chakramaster]

Lol I figured that happened. It happens quite often.

9,999,994 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,994 bottles of beer

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,993 bottles of beer on the wall

[EmeraldSky]

9,999,993 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,993 bottles of beer on the wall,

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,992 bottles of beer on the wall...

[Morzone]

9,999,992 bottles of berer on the wall, 9,999,992 bottes of beer!

If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,991 bottles of beer on the wall!

I think by the end of this the floor is going to be flooded in beer from all the breaks and spills.

[EmeraldSky]

9,999,991 bottles of beer on the wall, 9,999,991 bottles of beer on the wall,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall, 9,999,990 bottles of beer on the wall...