It's a magic fiesta of battles, cake, surprises, and confetti!


MASTER RNG, going groovy with a new afro, pulls in...

SHRUIKAN as Whismur and VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Entei to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @Voltaire Magneton

The TINGLY COIN OF LOVECRAFTIAN SUGAR PIXIES has declared VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes first!

TURN ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON starts up with Glaciate! But he never got the memo on how to do that.
SHRUIKAN kicks things off with Miracle Eye! But he doesn't see how that works.

TURN TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Diamond Storm! But to make it rain that would be really expensive!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Double Hit! But it turns out more like flapping!

TURN THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Horn Leech! But his costume unicorn horn doesn't have that feature.
SHRUIKAN strikes with Facade! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN FOUR
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Dragon Rush! But the dragons would rather sleep today.
SHRUIKAN attempts Baton Pass! But there's no one behind him to take his place!

TURN FIVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Petal Dance! But he'd rather save those roses for Valentine's Day.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Mega Kick! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN SIX
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Fairy Wind! But throwing glitter into the breeze just makes it all sparkly.
SHRUIKAN tries Pay Day! But he forget he set his payroll to direct deposit.

TURN SEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Simple Beam! Turns out it's more complex than he thought!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Energy Ball! But he can't find a place to plug his soccer ball in!

TURN EIGHT
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Spike Cannon! But he doesn't have any gunpowder to fire it off with!
SHRUIKAN attempts Trick-or-Treat! But he's three months too late for that occasion!

TURN NINE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Sludge! But that looks smelly and icky.
SHRUIKAN uses Leech Seed! But he thinks he might need protective gloves for that!

TURN TEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Lovely Kiss! But he's afraid of catching cooties.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Electric Terrain! But his backup generator needs some more gas.

TURN ELEVEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Sky Drop! But it still seems to be up there!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Sandstorm! But he wants to get his goggles first.

TURN TWELVE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Work Up! But his shift is over and he'd rather take a break.
SHRUIKAN uses Yawn! But he's not really all that sleepy right now.

TURN THIRTEEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Grass Pledge! He's committed to protecting his lawn at all costs!
SHRUIKAN attacks with Psychic! Well, it was working just fine before he woke up!

TURN FOURTEEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Jump Kick! But he's afraid of landing on his butt trying that.
SHRUIKAN attempts Brave Bird! But he's feeling a little too chicken to try that.

TURN FIFTEEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON unleashes Acid! But that also seems stinky and nasty.
SHRUIKAN tries Mirror Coat! But he feels that might be out of fashion.

TURN SIXTEEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Covet! But he's perfectly content with everything he already has!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Mach Punch! But he doesn't want a ticket for breaking the speed limit!

TURN SEVENTEEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses King's Shield! But the king didn't let him borrow it.
SHRUIKAN unleashes Charge Beam! But he's not sure where to plug that into the wall outlet!

TURN EIGHTEEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Ancient Power! But he forgot to dig that up long ago.
SHRUIKAN uses Storm Throw! But he can't figure out how to grab that and chuck it!

TURN NINETEEN
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attacks with Dragon Ascent! Turns out they're still sleeping.
SHRUIKAN strikes with Head Charge! And he's quite sure he can't plug that in either!

TURN TWENTY
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON attempts Scary Face! But he's really not in the Halloween spirit.
SHRUIKAN tries Imprison! But he just doesn't have a cage large enough!

TURN TWENTY-ONE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Moongeist Beam! And he doesn't have the foggiest idea...
SHRUIKAN uses High Jump Kick! But he's also afraid of landing on his butt trying that.

TURN TWENTY-TWO
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON tries Pursuit! But he knows better not to go on a wild goose chase.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Anchor Shot! But he doesn't want his sailboat to drift out to sea!

TURN TWENTY-THREE
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON uses Pin Missile! But he doesn't want to ruin his sewing kit!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Roar! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

SHRUIKAN WINS!


Whoosh, another long one!

And you've got all three options open! Devolve and egg Voltaire, evolve yourself, or Wheel him! You decide!