The Squawkers RPG - The Main Action and Team Status Thread of Candy Madness! [NOW LIVE AND INSANE!]

**Neo Emolga** · 04-18-2018, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by arnisd

I'll go search the (52) The Itchy Snitch Hotel Construction Site and go stealth mode on 69 Unce the Treecko [D/N] M, your friendly neighboorhood ninja away!

Just realized I totally forgot to address this during the end of the day cycle. Oopsies!

#69 Unce the Treecko

You go all ninja on Unce and he doesn't suspect a thing. Which is good because I doubt he'd like it.

You find Unce the Treecko is young, works a craptastic job he doesn't like as a bellhop lugging around other people's baggage. They scream at him, he nods and continues, and when they're all tucked and happy in their room, he curses them out of earshot. You wonder if he might consider voodoo because of his resentment. He doesn't get tips very often either. You find he leverages this hatred in the form of allying with housekeeping to make sure the guests never get their rooms made while they're away, only when they're in there for maximum disturbance value.

Oddly enough, the situation regarding the Squawkers doesn't bother Unce that much. As in the whole city could become a dessert dish and he'd not really care. You begin to think this might show signs of him being a Squawker himself, but you don't really see anything that would link him to them. Not like him suddenly having a sweet tooth addiction. In fact, he could see panic and he would just nod it off.

Unce thinks just about everyone else in town is an idiot. Except for Skarz the Beautifly, who seems to be the only living thing Unce actually likes to talk to. They both seem to hate their jobs and you discover Skarz likes to trash-talk his job as a server at the Puffz the Magic Dragonite Family Restaurant and Fun Center. The stories they have about their lovely retail working experiences could cover a whole routine at a comedy club.

Unce loves Earthquake Mahjong, but it annoys Skarz. It's the one big thing Skarz doesn't understand. Oh, put all the Mahjong tiles on a shaker place, turn it on, and everything just ends up in an unplayable pile.

Despite everything you see about Unce and the way he sleeps and brushes he teeth in a weird way and reuse his floss, you don't really think he's a Squawker. He's weird, but just not weird enough.

Shift: Day and Night
Gender: Dude (Male)
Age: 19
Home Location: (38) Snippy Dee Condos
Workplace: (53) There is No Pink Flamingo Hotel
Profession: Bellhop
Traits: Skeptical, thinks everyone else in town is a complete idiot.
Hits: Making upside down words with a calculator
Misses: Email, Notifications about the photos his contacts have uploaded
Hobbies: Earthquake Mahjong
Friendships: Skarz the Beautifly
Relations: None
Items: Unce has a pocket fidget cube, but you don't care about that. (N/A)
Taught Skills: Dapping (N/A)
Proficiency: Carrying Baggage Perky! (N/A)

Your thinking cap feels...
Unce likely isn't even close to a Squawker!

Dio's ninjaing around on #69 Unce the Treecko has been noted in the Peep Stuff!

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 1/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

**Neo Emolga** · 04-18-2018, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by Noblejanobii

Hm... looks like interviewing wise there's not many options for you.

But.. ooh look at this place!

Uh uh, absolutely not.

Oh come on! You're the only fairy, come on!

*sigh* Fine. I'll go search (56) Super Pinky Pixie Forest of Happiness.

Of course you will!

Madder has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You're feeling cuter already! It just adds to your adorable charm!

You decide to head over to the ultra pink Super Pinky Pixie Forest of Happiness and as soon as you step in, darkness envelops you!

@High-Level Sugary Hangry Candy! - FAIRY (+2 Belly, +2 Overwhelming Cuteness)@
Madder has gained 2 points of Belly and 2 points of Overwhelming Cuteness from the High-Level Sugary Hangry Candy!

See, if you had been a dragon, that would have been absolutely fatal. Heck, if you had been ANYTHING else, it would have been fatal.

The candy is just the sweetest darn thing you've ever stuffed in your mouth and it really just melts your heart and really makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Yes, you, Mister Madder Hatter. In ways you'd never believe possible. You're really feeling way more stuffed than you'd ever like to be and this presence of infectious cuteness is starting to get on your nerves.

As you wander into the forest, you distinctly feel this place really shouldn't exist. It's trying too hard to be cute. Everything is pinky pink like sugar genocide pixie powder death and softie fluffy snow cones just sticking to everything and everywhere and it really just hurts. This blasted place of fluffy fairy stuff is begging to be undone, but you aren't in the position to do anything about it except just roll with the painful pixie punches.

After searching out the nonsense, you come across what appears to be a strange and bewildering portal made of crystal and pink stones. And it makes just as little sense as everything else around here.

Ball sacrifices. On the arch above the deactivated portal, it reads "THE PORTAL OF TRUTH" with a floor plate demanding ball sacrifices. And like some horrible nursery fairytale Mother Goose abomination, it tries to play this out some riddle of nonsense. There's four round holes of varying sizes, and each of them has a little label above them.

THIS SPOT IS JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR A 9 BALL! One smallish hole reads.
THIS SPOT IS JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR A BOWLING BALL! One fairly large hole reads.
THIS SPOT IS JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR A DISCONNECTED SNOWGLOBE! A medium-size hole reads.
THIS SPOT IS JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR A MARBLE! A tiny hole reads.

The only thing that really makes sense is the size of the holes in relation to what they're requesting. The only question reminding is WHY? You know what, forget it. You know deep in your heart that these are the Squawkers you're dealing with, so trying to make sense of this is only going to drive you further into madness.

{The Portal of Truth and Obscure Ball Sacrifices: A Spot Just the Right Size for a 9 Ball AND A Spot Just the Right Size for a Bowling Ball AND A Spot Just the Right Size for a Disconnected Snowglobe AND A Spot Just the Right Size for a Marble}

You figure you'll come back once you have these... balls this inane contraption so desires. Though you're not really looking forward to the occasion.

Madder the Devious Mimikyu (S: Ghost/Fairy)

Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 6/8
Overwhelming Cuteness: 4/12
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

**arnisd** · 04-18-2018, 03:26 PM

I'll head of to the (60) La Te Da Beach! perhaps at night things lurk about there

**Neo Emolga** · 04-18-2018, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by Bulbasaur

Search the (20) Exterior of Bave and Dusters.

Eddie has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You decide to head over to Bave and Dusters, which seems like it was quite the place for fun, games, and parties! Well, back when it wasn't made of edible materials.

Speaking of edible materials...

@Sherbet Deluge and A Complete Mess! - ICE (+2 Belly)@
Eddie has gained 4 points of Belly from the Sherbet Deluge and A Complete Mess! Amplified because icy goodies like this are just crazy addictive for you!

What started as a curious nibble about what all this colorful rainbow sherbet tasted like turned into a all-out consumption craze that makes your taste-buds feel like they're in heaven! You never thought sherbet could be so delicious but you feel almost unable to stop even when you really pile it in. But you manage to quit just in the nick of time before your belly bulged just a bit too much beyond its limits!

Holy screaming Arceus, you feel seriously stuffed! You also kind of look like you swallowed a Wailmer egg whole. Though you'd make a really good hockey goalie right now, you think it might be a good idea to burn some of this off.

You decide to check out around the parking lot to see if anything interesting remains, though it seems like most of the cars are now made of candy and goo and your stomach is pleading "JUST DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, PLEASE!"

And while you're kind of rolling more than walking now, you find there isn't too much salvageable in this parking lot of sherbet goo, and just when you feel there's nothing to find, you come across what looks like a really snazzy red Ferrari! Although now it's frozen and half-submerged in the sherbet. It's almost unbearably tragic. You try to see what's inside, but it's not really clear with all the sherbet frost on the windows. What's the most interesting fact about it is it's one of the very few cars that has survived the transformation unscathed and not turned into something gooey and delicious. You think to yourself that maybe a fire type can thaw this baby out, and who knows what kind of neat things might be inside? Maybe you could even take it for a drive!

{Half-Submerged Frozen Ferrari: +Fire Type+}

Well, until a fire type comes along to solve this, you decide to waddle your way back to Peep base! Thankfully, you manage to keep your eyes off the rest of the sherbety goodness before taking another bite...

Eddie the Epic Bulbasaur (S: Grass/Poison)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Trigger Happy (2 DMG, 100% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 8/8

Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/12
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Browser History Hacking

**Neo Emolga** · 04-18-2018, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by arnisd

I'll head of to the (60) La Te Da Beach! perhaps at night things lurk about there

Dio has gained 1 point of Overwhelming Cuteness from the Pink Glitter Snow!

You decide to head to the beach at night! It's romantic! And even the cuteness-inducing pink snow makes it even better!

It's quite a sight to behold and it makes you wonder if anything mysterious has been going on around here. The sand seems normal, at least for now, and the water isn't screwed up and sugary now. You check around the trash bins to see if there's anything unusual that was thrown away, but it's mostly empty containers, beach umbrellas that have seen better days, a Happy Silly Slugmas beach towel, and a really beat up boogie board that snapped in half.

While walking up and down the beach, you find plenty of nifty seashells and your own plastic bucket and shovel! So you make a quick sandcastle and it's adorable and you really feel you've done your part to help make the world a little more cheerful in these troubling times of candy anarchy.

You're about to call it a night but then you find something odd half-buried in the sand. You pull it out and it seems almost mystical, and upon closer inspection and shaking all the gritty sand out of it, it seems to be a flute! A very mystical and magical flute!

Item [Serenity Flute of Wonder and Dreams!] has been added to the Team Pile!

You try to play a song but... you're just not an expert flute player, unfortunately. It still sounds a little nice, but you think something else may need to be done with it.

You decide to head back after this nice, relaxing, and romantic stroll.

Dio the Stalwart Vibrava (M: Ground/Dragon)

Classy: Slappy Happy Classy
Style: Desperado Cowboy/Cowgirl (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: <Empty>
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: 0/10
Overwhelming Cuteness: 2/10
Groovy Abilities: Stealth Mode | Perky Stuff!: Death Metal

**Neo Emolga** · 04-19-2018, 12:27 AM

#80 Fírnen the Silvally has been turned into a delicious and adorable layer cake by the Squawkers!!!
My condolences, @Shruikan.

OMG WHERE DID IT HAPPEN!?: 44 Paradise Parking Lot!

It was a cute and snowy night, and while this parking lot was notorious for already being stuffed with grape and cherry tasty cakes, a new addition had been added tonight!

Wedge was examining the happy-looking Silvally-shaped layer cake, and while it was unusual, it seemed quite odd that before being transformed into this state, Fírnen looked completely overjoyed! As if he wanted this his whole life and had finally achieved self-actualization in the most epic form possible!

"This has to be some kind of hypnosis," Wedge growled. "No one in their right mind would be thrilled about this. What do you make of it, Biggs?"

And just as the Machamp turned to look at his Lopunny police sheriff companion, he noticed the Lopunny had already stuffed a mouthful of cherry cake in his bunny mouth.

"Mmmf?" Biggs asked before coming to his senses and quickly swallowing his impromptu midnight snack. "Oh, right! I'm sure he'd love a goodnight kiss!"

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!" Wedge shouted back at Biggs.

"Yey, kithes!" Vivi cheered, jumping up and down with a mouth full of grape-flavored cake.

"You two better get with the program before I decide to kill something!" Wedge growled. "Take photos, take notes, at least do something!"

"Gee whiz, little dude," Biggs laughed with a smile. "Okay, okay, I'll do it! This'll be fun!"

The sheriff Lopunny then leaned down besides the Silvally cake, made a cake angel in the ground, and then took a selfie of himself smiling and winking besides the cake using his phone. Wedge never facepalmed so hard before.

Happy Apocalyptic Candy Event 1: Squawkers Wipe Out Too Many Civilians:
The Squawkers are turning everyone into silly objects and dessert food items! This can't be allowed to continue because it'll be a bad day otherwise!
2/20

(31) Slippy Bleeps National Central City State Memorial Municipal Park has been entirely turned into candy!

All Peeps have had their Belly stat reduced by 2 Points!

**Neo Emolga** · 04-19-2018, 12:37 AM

The sun has risen in Booplesnoot!
Submit your Day 3: Day Cycle Actions now!

This Morning's Weather Is...
CHOCOLATE RAIN!
It’s raining delicious chocolate today and your character can’t help themselves from licking it with it being everywhere all over their faces (even with Killjoy Perky) Any character that ventures out of the Peep Base will cause a Belly increase of +1!

Time Remaining:

Good luck and have funz!

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