★Devolution Battle Royale!★

**Neo Emolga** · 03-09-2019, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by Noblejanobii

Man those megas need to take each other out XD

I want to see the ghosts eat each other. XD

**Chakramaster** · 03-09-2019, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by Neo Emolga

I want to see the ghosts eat each other. XD

Ghosts and Megas each need to duke it out in a 2v2

**Neo Emolga** · 03-10-2019, 07:43 PM

I'm going to get you and your little dog too!

MASTER RNG, hiding in a cherry pie, yanks in...

SHRUIKAN as Petilil and ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Sableye to the battlefield!
@Shruikan @ARandomTool

The TINGLY COIN OF TICKLES AND MAGICAL FOOTBALL HELMETS has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN 1
ARANDOMTOOL kicks things off with Gear Up! But he left his equipment in his locker!
SHRUIKAN begins with Thunder! But he's still waiting for Zeus to reopen his Etsy shop.

TURN 2
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Rock Slide! But all it does is make the kids play on the swings instead.
SHRUIKAN attempts Drill Peck! But none of his drill bits come in a beak shape.

TURN 3
ARANDOMTOOL uses Superpower! But it turns out just having a cape and tights isn't enough.
SHRUIKAN attacks with Horn Leech! But his trombone makes for a terrible drinking straw.

TURN 4
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Conversion! But he's been missing his alchemy classes all semester long.
SHRUIKAN unleashes Will-O-Wisp! But putting a sparker in a cloth bag just sets everything on fire.

TURN 5
ARANDOMTOOL launches Thunderbolt! But his generator seems to have run out of gas.
SHRUIKAN tries Instruct! But he admits he hasn't written up his syllabus yet.

TURN 6
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Prismatic Laser! But it turns out to just be one of those rainbow LED lights.
SHRUIKAN uses Sunsteel Strike! Apparently it involved something other than solar panels.

TURN 7
ARANDOMTOOL attempts Role Play! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN utilizes Fire Punch! But adding Tabasco sauce to the fruity party drink seems like a great way to ensure he never gets invited again.

TURN 8
ARANDOMTOOL uses Flare Blitz! But he realized his book of matches got all wet.
SHRUIKAN strikes with Rock Blast! He blows up a boulder with some dynamite!

TURN 9
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Facade! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!
SHRUIKAN unleashes Leaf Tornado! But his desk fan only makes a few of them rustle around.

TURN 10
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Mach Punch! But he's not crazy about strapping rocket boosts to his wrist.
SHRUIKAN uses Rock Wrecker! Apparently it wasn't supposed to involve a bass guitar.

TURN 11
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Floral Healing! But his nose is still stuffy even after shoving rose petals up his nostrils.
SHRUIKAN attempts Shadow Sneak! But he needs to spend more ability points into his Stealth stat.

TURN 12
ARANDOMTOOL uses Aqua Tail! He dresses up like a mermaid!
SHRUIKAN strikes with Horn Attack! He plays a trumpet as poorly as possible!

TURN 13
ARANDOMTOOL launches Nightmare! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on SHRUIKAN!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

Daaaaang. Brutal stuff.

As it goes, ARandomTool can't evolve and he's already Wheeled Shruikan. And Shruikan was on his last and final stage, so that's another Perma-egg right there. Ouch...

Dude, it was great to have you with us and I hope you enjoyed DBR! I'll post all the avatar and banner sets you had so you can enjoy the memories and wear your favorite set if you'd like!

Thanks for joining and we hope to see you for DBR2!

**Neo Emolga** · 03-10-2019, 07:55 PM

As promised, here is the entirety of the Shruikan DBR masterpiece collection! Enjoy the memories and feel free to use whatever you like!

See you next time, dude!

**Noblejanobii** · 03-10-2019, 11:41 PM

Oof that's brutal. another permaegg right off.

**Shruikan** · 03-11-2019, 08:01 PM

And I didn't even get in one hit. Oh well, at least it wasn't Neo that finished me off. :P

**Chakramaster** · 03-11-2019, 08:39 PM

Still today, Neo and I have yet to face off. Of course it’s no conspiracy!

**Neo Emolga** · 03-12-2019, 12:18 AM

It's nothing personal!

MASTER RNG, running around in his hamster ball, pulls in...

BULBASAUR as Grubbin and CHAKRAMASTER as Pikachu to the battlefield!
@Bulbasaur @Chakramaster

The ITCHY COIN OF FUZZY PINK LLAMA SLIPPERS has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN 1
CHAKRAMASTER kicks things off with Meteor Mash! But his potato masher definitely needs an upgrade.
BULBASAUR starts up with Power Split! But now his phone isn't charging as quickly!

TURN 2
CHARKAMASTER attempts Horn Drill! He tears a hole right through his trombone!
BULBASAUR tries Waterfall! He dumps a bucket of water on an anthill!

TURN 3
CHAKRAMASTER uses Doom Desire! But he'd rather want Raiders of the Lost Ark or The Last Crusade instead.
BULBASAUR strikes with Focus Energy! But his pictures of a Red Bull can keep coming out blurry!

TURN 4
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Heavy Slam! But the neighbors complained about the noise the last time he did that.
BULBASAUR utilizes Heat Wave! He waves a greeting to his furnace!

TURN 5
CHAKRAMASTER launches Struggle! But he still has plenty of PP left!
BULBASAUR uses Flail! But he just does a funny little shake dance.

TURN 6
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Acid! But he just says no to drugs!
BULBASAUR launches Bestow! He puts a nice pink bow on CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN 7
CHAKRAMASTER uses Feather Dance! But he doesn't want to have to rip open his pillow to do that.
BULBASAUR attacks with Mirror Move! He adjusts it so he can see his reflection better!

TURN 8
CHAKRAMASTER utilizes Ice Shard! But it melted before he even got here!
BULBASAUR unleashes Ember! But he doesn't have anything to light his sparkler!

TURN 9
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Baby-Doll Eyes! But he decides to put them back in because that doll is creepy without them.
BULBASAUR uses Rototiller! But he can't figure out the assembly instructions!

TURN 10
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Yawn! But he just had his third cup of coffee!
BULBASAUR strikes with Misty Terrain! But his fog machine is all out of juice!

TURN 11
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Simple Beam! But it's too complex for him to figure out!
BULBASAUR utilizes Fusion Bolt! He glues two screws together!

TURN 12
CHAKRAMASTER tries Mega Drain! But his local Starbucks didn't have any drinking straws!
BULBASAUR attacks with Autotomize! But he can't figure out the math behind it!

TURN 13
CHAKRAMASTER uses Giga Drain! But Starbucks still refuses to give him a drinking straw!
BULBASAUR attempts Seismic Toss! But he pile-drives a teddy bear by accident!

TURN 14
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Venoshock! But Veno runs away before he can Pika-zap him!
BULBASAUR uses Icicle Crash! He puts one in two toy cars and plows them into each other!

TURN 15
CHAKRAMASTER strikes with Dive! But the lifeguard tells him he can't do that at the shallow end.
BULBASAUR tries Wrap! He puts cellophane around his leftovers to keep them fresh!

TURN 16
CHAKRAMASTER utilizes Floaty Fall! But he knows the Mary Poppins umbrella thing isn't for real.
BULBASAUR attempts Shadow Claw! But it only comes out as a silly shadow puppet!

TURN 17
CHAKRAMASTER uses Razor Leaf! But he can't market the idea to Gillette.
BULBASAUR strikes with Defense Curl! But getting cozy with a blanket isn't quite enough.

TURN 18
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Brine! But the shore is hundreds of miles away!
BULBASAUR launches Flame Charge! But the fire doesn't care and refuses to pay the rent.

TURN 19
CHAKRAMASTER tries Rock Smash! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike against him!
BULBASAUR uses Petal Blizzard! But the florist kicks him out and bans him from the shop.

TURN 20
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Last Resort! But he can't remember the last one he vacationed to.
BULBASAUR attempts Clanging Scales! But the only one he has just measures how much he weighs.

TURN 21
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Flame Wheel! But Smokey the Bear tells him no.
BULBASAUR utilizes Extreme Speed! But he sees there's a cop hiding in a speed trap.

TURN 22
CHAKRAMASTER tries Belch! But he wants to be polite.
BULBASAUR strikes with Double Team! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on CHAKRAMASTER!

TURN 23
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Sucker Punch! He gives a lollipop a good whacking!
BULBASAUR uses Shadow Force! But they totally refuse to budge!

TURN 24
CHAKRAMASTER launches Icicle Spear! But it melted and now all he has is a stick!
BULBASAUR tries Acid Spray! But the chemistry lab remembered to lock the door!

TURN 25
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Dark Lariat! But he needs it to lace his shoes!
BULBASAUR attempts Power Trick! He brought his magic hat but forgot his cables!

TURN 26
CHAKRAMASTER uses Vital Throw! But he doesn't think launching donor organs around would be a good idea.
BULBASAUR utilizes Focus Energy! But he gets distracted by a new YouTube video!

TURN 27
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Tailwind! But his peacock costume just makes him look silly.
BULBASAUR strikes with Retaliate! He downvotes the video for making him lose his concentration!

TURN 28
CHAKRAMASTER tries Power Swap! He plugs his phone into another outlet!
BULBASAUR unleashes Misty Terrain! But his fog machine still isn't working!

TURN 29
CHAKRAMASTER unleashes Confuse Ray! But he's perplexed about how it works!
BULBASAUR tries Ion Deluge! But his laser blasters doesn't have that feature.

TURN 30
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Bug Buzz! But he doesn't fit into his bumblebee costume anymore.
BULBASAUR launches Crafty Shield! But he just sold his last one on Etsy!

TIME!

BULBASAUR WINS!

Crazy stuff, guys. Seriously!

Bulbasaur, you can devolve Chakra, Wheel him, or evolve yourself back to Charjabug again! What'll it be?