★Devolution Battle Royale!★

[Neo Emolga]

And we've got Season 32 ready for action!

SEASON 32

#1 NEO EMOLGA: AS IGGYBUFF
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS NOIBAT
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 SCYTHERWOLF: AS HERACROSS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 BULBASAUR: AS VIKAVOLT
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 ARANDOMTOOL: AS MEGA MAWILE
STATUS: UP FIRST!

[Neo Emolga]

And I'll take it from here so we don't get a lawsuit. :P

MASTER RNG, fiddling on the roof, draws in...

ARANDOMTOOL as Mega Mawile and BULBASAUR as Vikavolt to the battlefield!
@ARandomTool @Bulbasaur

The DAZZLING COIN OF BONUS LEVELS has declared ARANDOMTOOL strikes first!

TURN 1
ARANDOMTOOL starts things up with Stomp! But the tenants downstairs complain when he does that.
BULBASAUR begins with Lovely Kiss! But it's kind of tricky without lips.

TURN 2
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Follow Me! But he decides he doesn't like being chased after all.
BULBASAUR uses Splishy Splash! But he'd rather take a shower instead of a bath.

TURN 3
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Shadow Ball! It results in the 1st regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR tries Tail Slap! Well, he would if he had one.

TURN 4
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Take Down! But it just ends up with him getting rolled up in the shower curtain.
BULBASAUR attempts Water Gun! But it just gets his AK-47 all wet!

TURN 5
ARANDOMTOOL utilizes Noble Roar! But he bursts out laughing instead!
BULBASAUR launches Stone Edge! He hurls a rock off of a cliff!

TURN 6
ARANDOMTOOL tries Secret Sword! But he forgot where he hid it!
BULBASAUR uses Kinesis! But it just gives him a headache trying it!

TURN 7
ARANDOMTOOL launches Fire Punch! He sets a party fruit drink bowl aflame!
BULBASAUR attacks with Fell Stinger! But they didn't have that for sale at Wal-Mart!

TURN 8
ARANDOMTOOL strikes with Aromatic Mist! He sprays Fabreeze everywhere to make everything smell like lilacs!
BULBASAUR utilizes Clanging Scales! But the only one he has measures his weight.

TURN 9
ARANDOMTOOL uses Flail! But he just does a weird dance move.
BULBASAUR attempts Brutal Swing! And it's why the kids at the playground only use the see-saw and the slide.

TURN 10
ARANDOMTOOL unleashes Struggle! But he's got plenty of PP left!
BULBASAUR launches First Impression! But we're already on Turn #10!

TURN 11
ARANDOMTOOL attacks with Body Slam! It results in the 2nd regular damage strike on BULBASAUR!
BULBASAUR uses Sleep Powder! But it ends up just being regular flour.

TURN 12
ARANDOMTOOL tries Sunny Day! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE KO on BULBASAUR!

ARANDOMTOOL WINS!

Wow, max possible damage on that one!

Tool, you can either devolve Bulbasaur or Wheel him. You pick!

[ARandomTool]

A 3 of 3 is a Wheel for me!

[Chakramaster]

Tomorrow will either be my defeat or I will just be really lucky not to lose and be perma-egged xD....or today

[Neo Emolga]

A 3 of 3 is a Wheel for me!

Daaaang, after all that work to get to Vikavolt, too. XD

ARANDOMTOOL RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Porygon-Z (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Bewear (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Loudred (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Slakoth (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Magikarp (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Dunsparce (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Stalkers' Return / The Edgelord
Theme #2: MS Paint Doodles - Because it's actually a fun idea
Theme #3: PURE MANLINESS
Theme #4: Pure Vandalism
Theme #5: Puppet Show

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: The Spiciest Memelord
Usertitle #2: Fre Sh Ava Cado
Usertitle #3: how did i get like this
Usertitle #4: Is mayonnaise an instrument
Usertitle #5: Mom's Spaghetti


That's painful. I don't know what it is, but the puppet show theme is just awful to wear and I think it's the worst possible theme on this list. >.<

Tomorrow will either be my defeat or I will just be really lucky not to lose and be perma-egged xD....or today

Well, we're going to find out soon, so hang tight!

[Neo Emolga]

And we're doin' it again!

MASTER RNG, doing upside-down handstand jumping jacks, pulls in...

SCYTHERWOLF as Heracross and CHAKRAMASTER as Noibat to the battlefield!
@Scytherwolf @Chakramaster

The BLAZING COIN OF CUPCAKES AND GUITAR WARRIORS has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN 1
SCYTHERWOLF kicks things off with Fake Tears! But spraying saline all over her face doesn't do very much.
CHAKRAMASTER starts up with Blue Flare! But it keeps wanting to come out red!

TURN 2
SCYTHERWOLF strikes with Thousand Waves! But the audience stops at only three of them.
CHAKRAMASTER utilizes Swift! But he doesn't know how to program in that language!

TURN 3
SCYTHERWOLF uses Zap Cannon! She blasts an old revolutionary war mortar with electricity!
CHAKRAMASTER attempts Iron Defense! He builds a wall around his barbell set!

TURN 4
SCYTHERWOLF tries Ice Punch! She places her party drink bowl into the freezer!
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Clamp! But he left his tool bag at home!

TURN 5
SCYTHERWOLF launches Rock Throw! But she's not sure if pebbles count!
CHAKRAMASTER uses Thousand Arrows! But he doesn't have a quiver large enough to carry them all!

TURN 6
SCYTHERWOLF unleashes Stone Edge! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE OHKO on CHAKRAMASTER!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Yee-ouch, that'll leave a mark.

Scytherwolf, you can either devolve and perma-egg Chakra or you can evolve back to Mega Heracross. Your choice!

[Scytherwolf]

Evolve myself! I can't bring myself to perma-egg anyone.

[Neo Emolga]

Evolve myself! I can't bring myself to perma-egg anyone.

But then this game goes on forever... XD

Well, as you wish.

[Scytherwolf]

But then this game goes on forever... XD

Well, as you wish.

I KNOW BUT I'D FEEL BAAAAAD.

[Neo Emolga]

I KNOW BUT I'D FEEL BAAAAAD.

Lol, it's fine, but yeah, it would eventually force a devolve if you're at max evolution and you've already Wheeled the person. :P