The Last Poster Wins! [V9]

[Bulbasaur]

It's a dumb pun.

[Chakramaster]

Whatever happened to Melon Lord?

[Sir Sivelos]

MWAHAHAHAHAHA... Wait, wrong continuity. Melon Lord isn't a part of the Lords. There's Hydro Lord, Lightning Lord... Strange Lord, Space Lord, Quantum Lord... too many to list. Anyway, is this thing gonna get here, or...

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

*You arrive. You get off the ship.*

...Uhh...

*Hello.*

...Uhhhhhh...

*You see two men inside a Narration box-a small area that looks like those places where newscasters, well, newscast. One-who looks like an actual newscaster-has his lips move in motion with the Narration, implying that he's the Narrator. The other one is the BLU Scout, who looks bored out of his mind.*

**Hello.**

*DON'T REFER TO THEM DIRECTLY! OH, yes, but here's the odd part...The Narration Box sits atop an entity who is clearly Yog-Sothoth, in all of his eldritch power. That neither of the occupants are sputtering gibberish implies some form of protection.*

...Uhh...

[Wander]

who

[Sir Sivelos]

I have no idea what's going on. Maybe if I shut my eyes, and when they open, this mind****ery will be gone. Here I go! *SIVELOS closes his eyes, and reopens them to no avail.*

[Wander]

//flops onto siv's head

pika .w.

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**You're not very intelligent. OK, the Narrator's assistant is legitimately the BLU Scout. The Narrator himself is Yog-Sothoth. This is usually what happens when an overdeity of Chaos and madness winds up alone in space for a while.**

**In any case, it's not like him being the Narrator was ever going to dissuade you from attemting to make mincemeat of Yog, so...Yeah, brace yourselves.**

*Yog-Sothoth the Elder Overdeity of Chaos and Madness versus the AntIvOId! Ladies and Gentlemen, ACTION!!!*

[Sir Sivelos]

*SIVELOS begins by charging headfirst into battle, stabbing the Thunder Edge into any orifice of Yog-Shothoth he can find, occasionally improvising.* FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU

*LC is buffing everybody, like normal.*

[The Nonexistent Tazz]

**The Thunder's Edge completely fails. Looks like Tazze's guess that this guy is an electricity-type was on the money. And by 'looks like,' This assistant mean 'Definitely is.'**

*THAT is a hilariously bad failure of an attack! Let me show you how it's done!*

**The Narrator leaps out of the Narration box, wielding his two signature weapons: A Mic Crowbar, which is the flawless union between a mic and a crowbar; and a mic stand, currently sans mic, meant for said Mic Crowbar. The Mic Crowbar cackles with energy as he slams it upon Sivelos. The Narrator crits hard. Granted, that's to be expected, hsi blows are always automatic crits because he knows all of your weaknesses, being the guy in charge of describing your adventure...So don't bother buffing defense.**

*DON'T GIVE THEM THAT INFO!! I FULLY INTEND TO WIN THIS CONFRONTATION!*

**Well, someone has to...Tazz, after recovering from his brief bout of confusion, just axes Yog-Sothoth's tentacle-filled form with the Madder-Man axe.**