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Hmm, searching time all the time!

(59a) The Restaurant (CANDY)! Smells pretty good at least.
Hi there. Yep, it's me again. <3

You step outside and oh, doughnuts! Raining everywhere! Why not shove a bunch of those into your butterfly pie-hole!? Well, you do because mmm, impulsiveness! And they're really delicious just like last time!

Soren has gained 4 points of Belly from the Overly Delicious Rain of Mega Doughnuts and has reached CRITICAL MASS!
12/10

Oh boy, and we're not even done yet!

You feel and look like a giant, inflated Beautifly beach ball, all blown up like you're a giant boulder trying to crush Indiana Jones and your gut is making all kinds of funny and grotesque noises, but hey, let's see what else is out there, right? Of course! It's all part of the adventure!

You try to fly over there, but ha ha, no, you flap and flutter wildly and get nowhere, so you end up rolling and waddling your way here. It takes a while and you get some really funny looks from other Pokémon, but eventually you get to the Puffz the Magic Dragonite Family Restaurant and Fun Center. You check out the restaurant part because you totally don't think you've had enough to eat already! The war between your stomach and taste buds continues!

Oh, and...

@Extra Gooey Candy Collage - POISON@
Soren has gained 2 points of Belly from the Extra Gooey Candy Collage!
14/10

You snack on and stuff even MORE into your face! Really, dude, the ice cream and the doughnuts already in your bulging belly were NOT getting lonely! Ohh, but sure, make it a party in there! What, were you trying to go for an all time high score here? I'm not sure whether to congratulate you or feel disgusted! Just kidding, nothing disgusts me! CONGRATULATIONS!

You feel and look ridiculous and now your stomach is making a lot of really weird, gross, and concerning gurgling noises. But you just keep rolling along on your merry way there and you find the oddest thing in the back room. It looks like some really giant alien supercomputer! Lots of creepy wires, gadgets, screens, a funky keyboard, and whatever that weird sphere thing is... oh, that's what they use for a mouse! And off to the side, there's a nifty electronically-sealed container probably holding some nice goody or something!

Well, because you're spunky, you crack your way into it and try to figure how the thing works! You're typing and hacking and barely able to see what you're doing with your giant rotund belly in the way, but you somehow just make the hacking magic happen even though you've never used this thing before! At one point, ha ha, you nearly squash your own head under your own lovely girth.

{Alien Supercomputer: <Hollywood Shenanigans> AND Mintos Product Placement}

You get so far into it, but you feel you're just missing that one last little thing to finish it off. You've done most of the job, but it just needs that last bit of improvising you can't come up with! So close! Aww, I know, but I have to disappoint you again! Oh, and ha ha, ha-ha-ha, I'm not quite done yet. You see, there's this little thing you might have forgotten. Actually, it's become a BIG thing you've forgotten.

Your belly rumbles and shakes and suddenly you inflate like a balloon because your belly's thinking "hey, SCREW IT, if he's going to gobble this much, I'd better compensate for that and get REALLY BIG" but the rest of your body isn't in agreement with that and you know how skin can only stretch so far? Well, it goes pretty far and yeah, it looks like it's a little too late to try and revive that New Years Resolution that you've broken into a million pieces as you just grow and grow out of control. And then, for a few short seconds, you get to know what it feels like to be as big as a Wailord with a monstrous eating disorder before... aww.


KA-BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
BYE BYE BEAUTIFLY!!!



Ooohhhh! Ahhhhh! Again, again! Now that was a lovely and majestic performance!

You LEVEL THE WHOLE BUILDING doing this and you generously smother and slather the place with flabby Beautifly goo! It's actually hard to tell you were even once here because prior to blowing up, you were like 99% doughnuts and ice cream and other gunk. But now you've set it all free! So now there's half-digested ice cream, doughnuts, and candy everywhere!

Guess what!? The Squawkers and all their friends give it a 9.1/10 on the SESS! It's better than your last score! Shoot for even more collateral damage to boost your score!

Kawaii Armageddon Event #2: Squawkers Get Too Entertained from the Chaos!
The Squawkers are trying to make a comedy out of this disaster to help get sponsors and additional funding! You can't make this recording too entertaining!
6%/100%

Soren the EXPLODED MESS (M: Bug/Flying)
Classy: Humiliation Commando
Style: Desperado Cowboy (4 DMG, 75% CoH)
Goodies #1: %Staryu Hair Clip%
Goodies #2: <Empty>
Belly: EXTRA KABOOM!
Overwhelming Cuteness: 0/10
Groovy Abilities: Reincarnate | Perky Stuff!: Hollywood Movie Shenanigans