★Devolution Battle Royale!★

**Neo Emolga** · 11-28-2018, 12:57 AM

Originally Posted by Noblejanobii

Let's spin that wheel!

SpiN wE ShaLL!!!

NOBLEJANOBII RANDOMIZER WHEELS
Wheel #1:

Pokemon #1 - Mega Steelix (stage 3 of 3)
Pokemon #2 - Clawitzer (stage 2 of 2)
Pokemon #3 - Machoke (stage 2 of 3)
Pokemon #4 - Turtwig (stage 1 of 3)
Pokemon #5 - Grimer (stage 1 of 2)
Pokemon #6 - Entei (stage 1 of 1)

Wheel #2:

Theme #1: Witchcraft
Theme #2: Breakfast Cereal
Theme #3: Peaches
Theme #4: Bongo Cat
Theme #5: That new Pikachu meme (https://imgur.com/t/pikachu)

Wheel #3:

Usertitle #1: This Usertitle Empty - YEET
Usertitle #2: I coulda dropped my croissant
Usertitle #3: Two bros chilling in a hot tub
Usertitle #4: The SOULS OF THE INNOCENT
Usertitle #5: or two bagels

Normally I'd feel sympathy for something like this, but she turned me into a drooling WEED! D:<

**sammy0295** · 11-28-2018, 03:13 AM

Oof. Goodbye sweet Sawsbuck.
I would suggest that I turned you into a pretty cool drooling weed.

Are... are the flakes are made of me?

**Neo Emolga** · 11-28-2018, 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by sammy0295

Oof. Goodbye sweet Sawsbuck.
I would suggest that I turned you into a pretty cool drooling weed.

Are... are the flakes are made of me?

Hey, you as Sawsbuck had a pretty good run! And hey, thanks, I try to be the coolest drooling weed on the block, but still!

And eww, no, that would be nasty! They're your own brand of frosted corn flakes! With you as the goofy cartoon mascot!

**Chakramaster** · 11-28-2018, 02:16 PM

Wonder how today’s battle will go. Will Neo win his battle or will Scytherwolf win? What will the other do if they win? I’m excited to see the outcome. Then the eggs will begin to hatch tomorrow! Start of a new beginning.

**Neo Emolga** · 11-28-2018, 10:54 PM

It's down to you and me, @Scytherwolf!

MASTER RNG craves more havoc, so it decides to bring along...

NEO GLOOM as GLOOM and SCYTHERWOLF as Cherrim to the battlefiled!

The DERANGED COIN OF MANIA has declared SCYTHERWOLF strikes first!

TURN ONE
SCYTHERWOLF opens with Aqua Ring! But she just spills water in a circle.
NEO GLOOM starts with Dragon Rush! But he just charges around pretending to be a Flygon.

TURN TWO
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Laser Focus! It hits NEO GLOOM for the 1st regular damage strike!
NEO GLOOM uses Wring Out! But he only uses it on a wet towel.

TURN THREE
SCYTHERWOLF tries Aurora Beam! But it ends up being just a flashlight with a colored lens.
NEO GLOOM attacks with Spacial Rend! But he has absolutely no clue what he's doing.

TURN FOUR
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Smog! But it's really a fog machine!
NEO GLOOM uses Spider Web! But it's actually silly string.

TURN FIVE
SCYTHERWOLF uses Torment! But she's feeling too nice today!
NEO GLOOM tries Refresh! But the air purifier only goes so far.

TURN SIX
SCYTHERWOLF attempts Guard Split! And it ends up being a ninja move that doesn't make sense.
NEO GLOOM attacks with Mud Sport! But it just hasn't rained enough for a while!

TURN SEVEN
SCYTHERWOLF attacks with Taunt! But she just looks silly!
NEO GLOOM unleashes Stun Spore! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in a 2nd strike against him!

TURN EIGHT
SCYTHERWOLF tries Tackle! It results in the 3rd and final regular damage strike on NEO GLOOM!

SCYTHERWOLF WINS!

Wow, so that's my 4th loss in a row! What gives, RNG? WHAT GIVES!?

Since you've already Wheeled me before and you can't evolve, I'm taking it as a devolution. :P

**Neo Emolga** · 11-28-2018, 11:13 PM

SEASON TWO IS NOW ACTIVE!

SEASON 2

#1 NEO ODDISH: AS ODDISH
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#2 CHAKRAMASTER: AS MEGA SWAMPERT
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#3 ARANDOMTOOL: AS COMFEY
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#4 SCYTHERWOLF: AS CHERRIM
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#5 VOLTAIRE MAGNETON: AS FLYGON
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#6 SHRUIKAN: AS SHAYMIN SKY FORME
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#7 ARNISD: AS MEGA AMPHAROS
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#8 NOBLEJANOBII: AS ZORUA
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#9 SAMMY0295: AS CLAWITZER
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

#10 BULBASAUR: AS KYOGRE
STATUS: COMBAT ELIGIBLE!

The next battle begins tomorrow! Sure hope ya'll ready for anything!

**Bulbasaur** · 11-29-2018, 04:40 PM

Let's do this. First round was just a warm up for 'ol Godmence.

**Neo Emolga** · 11-29-2018, 08:34 PM

Oh yeah, it's happening all over again!

MASTER RNG in its campaign of madness lassoes...

VOLTAIRE MAGNETON as Flygon and CHAKRAMASTER as Mega Swampert to the battlefield!
@Voltaire Magneton @Chakramaster

The FEVERISH COIN OF CONQUEST has declared CHAKRAMASTER strikes first!

TURN ONE
CHAKRAMASTER starts with Nature Power! But he didn't pick the Druid class.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON opens with U-Turn! It hits CHAKRAMASTER for the 1st regular damage strike!

TURN TWO
CHAKRAMASTER attacks with Self-Destruct! But he feels too optimistic today for that.
VOLTAIRE MAGNETON strikes with Fire Punch! It's NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, resulting in the 1st regular damage strike on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

TURN THREE
CHAKRAMASTER uses Icy Wind! It's a SUPER-EFFECTIVE KO on VOLTAIRE MAGNETON!

CHAKRAMASTER WINS!

Since you've already Wheeled Voltaire Magneton and you can't evolve yourself any further, it's going to default to devolution. And it looks like Vibrava is his new getup!