The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

[Chakramaster]

I probably eat more unhealthy than I should, but for some reason my metabolism slowed down for...about a month. Then suddenly sped back up. It's odd, but I kinda like it, yet I know one day it'll slow down again, for good. Honestly I'm kinda happy about it even if people say it's not normal for a guy to weigh so little for my age xD

[Neo Emolga]

I'm actually underweight, but I don't feel like buying a whole new wardrobe worth of clothes. Pants in my size are hard enough to find.

[Morzone]

I'm somewhat underweight as well, wearing belts is extremely uncomfortable. Most belts, at least.

[Neo Emolga]

I need to wear belts in most cases. Otherwise my pants fall down. XD

Definitely don't want that happening in public.

[Arrow-Jolteon]

I don't need to use belts, I may be somewhat scrawny, but my hips are wide enough to keep pants in place.

[Noblejanobii]

Well I was dropped from sorority recruitment today… *cries*

[Morzone]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat why?????

[Neo Emolga]

Well, if it's any consolation, my college didn't let you join until you were sophomore. Not sure if that's the reason in this case, though.

[Noblejanobii]

No, most of the time it's freshmen that rush. I got dropped because none of the sororities wanted me, simple as that. I'm kind of over it now. Well not really, I've sunk into the numbness feeling I usually go to when I get really depressed and need to cope with it. Might try talking to Madder tonight to see if that helps.

[Neo Emolga]

THAT'S LAME.

Give them the beloved and time-honored tradition of Cake the Face Treatment*. Buy a cake making it look like it's a token of a kind and friendly gesture, and then ram it in their faces!

*© Neo Emolga Enterprises