The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

[Bulbasaur]

Is anyone else having lots of lag? Dx

I had a lot yesterday, yeah. Doesn't seem bad this morning though.

[Scytherwolf]

Wow, out of nowhere I got inspiration to write a more 'classic' styled Mystery Dungeon story. One with a human and partner being the main characters...which is weird because everything creative I've done with PMD is different than that. XD But I've started thinking about characters and how the world would be and I might actually start writing this. Probably won't post it (I've got my comic and main story to focus on now XD), but yeah, this inspiration was sudden and strange.

[Neo Emolga]

How could one get even exactly? Being a Chu is fun! Take it from a Chu! In what ways could one get even with me for turning them into an adorably yellow bundle of fluffy awesomeness?

Oh dear, I believe he's already forgotten.

Wow, out of nowhere I got inspiration to write a more 'classic' styled Mystery Dungeon story. One with a human and partner being the main characters...which is weird because everything creative I've done with PMD is different than that. XD But I've started thinking about characters and how the world would be and I might actually start writing this. Probably won't post it (I've got my comic and main story to focus on now XD), but yeah, this inspiration was sudden and strange.

Yeah, way back when PMD first came out, I wrote a PMD story but it was more in line with that one anime PMD episode where it's the human plus an already established team of three. And I never finished it because I kind of had no idea where I wanted to go with it. It was a fun experience, though.

I'm kind of glad I'm actually taking part in the PXFIRE Creative Writing section rather than judging it because I need to brush the dust off my brain and get back into writing things again.

[Chakramaster]

Oh dear, I believe he's already forgotten.

Oh no, I haven't forgot. It was a funny prank. A good way to get back, but I still have those devolution orbs....just in case :) no more Raichu for me!


Though in the story the way you made Gemma and I turn back was very creative :p

[Scytherwolf]

Yeah, way back when PMD first came out, I wrote a PMD story but it was more in line with that one anime PMD episode where it's the human plus an already established team of three. And I never finished it because I kind of had no idea where I wanted to go with it. It was a fun experience, though.

I'm kind of glad I'm actually taking part in the PXFIRE Creative Writing section rather than judging it because I need to brush the dust off my brain and get back into writing things again.

I started a PMD story in 2008 (which I really need to get to editing so I can continue it) but there were no humans in the story. It's weird because I've never really had much interest in the normal human + partner thing, but now I've got sudden inspiration for it.

[Noblejanobii]

I'm actually working on a PXR Tales story for Madder and I. Still trying to decide what path I want it to take though.

[Bulbasaur]

We really need to get Tazz to bring back the RPing in this thread.

[Neo Emolga]

We really need to get Tazz to bring back the RPing in this thread.

As weird and as zany as I can be, trying to compete against sheer, utter randomness of that dude is going to be difficult, but I could at least try. I MUST SET MY SIGHTS HIGHER!!!

...

*You find yourselves in the middle of a ruined post-apocalyptic city. Building shells fill the landscape and piles of rubble are everywhere. The skies are dark and red like blackened chicken. Your phone reception is dead. And you haven't charged the battery for the past two hours and because you were looking at memes that whole time, that's dead too. You see a Denny's nearby but you decide to ignore it because you can't check the Yelp reviews and you're a brave warrior/magician/warlock/lawyer, but you're not that brave.*

*You suddenly notice a chubby Buneary approach you. His name is Bob and he's wearing a New England Patriots jersey. He hasn't washed it for a while because last week someone dumped his stuff out of the washer at the Laundromat and replaced it with their own. He looks aghast when he notices you, but then he nods and realizes it is DESTINY that brought you here. He then hands each of you a powerful, magical relic. It's a fidget spinner.*

"My friends, my friends, you couldn't have come at a better time!" Bob exclaims looking all panicky like he's been looking for the bathroom for the past hour and a half. "The Dark Lord! He has risen to power once again and-!"

*Suddenly, a giant Nike shoe falls from the dark heavens surrounded by a sea of question marks and Bob can't escape in time. SPLAT goes the Buneary. The black rain falls. The dark SPAMbot gh943jdsl and its cohort, Socially Apocalyptic GGG, attack!

*This ends the Tutorial early. Okay, just spin the magical fidget spinner, choose whatever class you'd like, and have at it.*

Your commands are as follows:

>FIGHT
>TALK
>ITEM
>RUN
>YODEL
>MyStErY fUn!!!!! :D :D ;3

[Bulbasaur]

Maybe this "gh943jdsl" isn't really a spam bot. Maybe the "gh" means something.
...
FIGHT HIS BUTT ANYWAY WOOO

[Neo Emolga]

Maybe this "gh943jdsl" isn't really a spam bot. Maybe the "gh" means something.
...
FIGHT HIS BUTT ANYWAY WOOO

*The AMBIGUITY of your assault on dark SPAMbot gh943jdsl has resulted in it turning into VOIDCALLER XO703, resulting in the redirection of the space-time compulsion velocity continuum. This distortion of quantum molecular mechanics has warped the laws of physics to your own liking, resulting in the utter destruction of dark SPAMbot gh943jdsl.*

*It was just a spambot. But the destruction of it has clued you in that the gh in its name stood for Goldfish Hugger. This useless fact has been noted in the Team Glossary of Disintelligence.*

*You find SPAMbot gh943jdsl has dropped the following Looot.*

TACO DRAGON KATANA - By capturing the sheer prowess of dragons and tacos, two things that have little to do with each other, this mighty blade has materialized! Don't ask, I still haven't gotten this approved by legal, yet.

BAZOOKA OF THE YOUTUBE KEYBOARD CAT - It meows when it fires!

ENCHANTED TOOTHBRUSH, SHADOWCORE - The lost relic of the space pirates was here this whole time! Shh, keep it our little secret.

*Socially Apocalyptic GGG ATTACKS the field with UBERBOOGER BARRAGE! Giant exploding landmine boogers have scattered around the battlefield!*

*In the distance, in a nearby fallen skyscraper, you suddenly hear a cry for help! It's a squeaky, whiny kind of voice, but you can hear all kinds of crashing and crumbling coming from around it!*

What do you do!?