The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

[Noblejanobii]

You're all so amusing from this side of the screen. XD

You're lucky I can't reach you from here.

[AD]

All I see are weaklings pretending to rule from imaginary thrones

[Noblejanobii]

All I see are weaklings pretending to rule from imaginary thrones

You wish that's what it was.

[Chibi Altaria]

I feel like I should have been a Mawile for Stalkers as well. xD

[Chakramaster]

I feel like I should have been a Mawile for Stalkers as well. xD

It's not too late, but Mega Altaria is equally as awesome for you! :)

[AD]

You wish that's what it was.

I expected more from you, Hatter. A vestige of insanity, ravenous intent and unsatable bloodlust. But this? This is nothing like what i heard. Your insanity is but that of a mustard seed. When is the last time you devoured someone? *tilts head* Where is this monster i have heard of? All i see, is a delusional flying squirrel and a little shadow hiding behind a tarp....

*whispers* I bet, you'll be the first, to be eaten by a stalker *chomps teeth*


I jest *laughs*

[Chibi Altaria]

It's not too late, but Mega Altaria is equally as awesome for you! :)

If I went with Mawile I'd have to go Mega. XD But Altaria is my floofy. <3

[Chakramaster]

If I went with Mawile I'd have to go Mega. XD But Altaria is my floofy. <3

Where else would I want to sleep? If you went Mawile I wouldn't be able to sleep on your floofy clouds!

[Noblejanobii]

I expected more from you, Hatter. A vestige of insanity, ravenous intent and unsatable bloodlust. But this? This is nothing like what i heard. Your insanity is but that of a mustard seed. When is the last time you devoured someone? *tilts head* Where is this monster i have heard of? All i see, is a delusional flying squirrel and a little shadow hiding behind a tarp....

*whispers* I bet, you'll be the first, to be eaten by a stalker *chomps teeth*


I jest *laughs*

The Shaymin is restraining me currently. I can only do so much when she exerts her influence over me. When she's not though, oh I can do so much more. *red eye flash* I took out most of London in a night, left their bodies carved to shreds, ate the organs, and then captured an immortal. She was the most fun to torment. I broke her in two days. Trust me, it's me the Stalkers should be afraid of, not the other way around.

*cups your chin* If anyone's going to be offed, it'll be you, young one. You're dealing with someone who's over a century old. Lesson one of being insane, hiding it is key. The less people know of your lack of sanity, the easier it is to capture them, and their expressions of betrayal and fear are so much more precious that way.

@Fate @Neo Emolga @AWA1997 and @Awasfriend can testify to my lethality. They fear me. Who fears you?

[Chibi Altaria]

Where else would I want to sleep? If you went Mawile I wouldn't be able to sleep on your floofy clouds!

You could sleep inside my not-so-floofy tail-mouth, though. :3