The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

[Noblejanobii]

Dialga is an overgrown metallic Richard. That's what humans say right? Richard? I'd much rather just say Diglett

Very nice. I'd say that's a Shakespearean level insult right there. But yes, the Shaymin agrees. She's had ten losses in this nuzlocke so far and three of them have been to Dialga.

Apple juice, mango juice, banana juice, WHAT DOES IT MATTER!?

Madder Hatter, I demand thee leave else I shall henceforth turn you into prickly-pear cactus with Arizona license plate that says "POOFY." As for Dialga, I shall eliminate him by means of flurry of sharpened Applebees gift cards and the legendary raccoon and rabbit armada. This deals 14,843K HP damage and causes terminal mad cow disease poisoning on Dialga, which disrupts the time stream and turns him into a losing New York state lottery ticket, thus restoring peace to the land and thus gives the Shaymin opportunity to return and enjoy free blueberry pancakes at Outback Steakhouse every second Tuesday starting after Christmas 2019.

HOORAY, OUR HERO HAS RETURNED!!!

Fine, I'll go back to dealing with the spambots. Never get to have any fun around here. Hooray the shaymin has returned blah blah blah.

AWWWW Neo but I was having so much fun on the Battle Subway! Kinda. 48BP is actually a lot harder to get than I anticipated. But I will do it. I WILL SUCCEED!

Also the juice does matter because Apple Juice is superior.