The Last Poster Wins! [v21]

[Chakramaster]

You could sleep inside my not-so-floofy tail-mouth, though. :3

That would actually look pretty adorable. Just don't eat me ;)

[Chibi Altaria]

That would actually look pretty adorable. Just don't eat me ;)

But you look so taaaaaaaasty...

[AD]

The Shaymin is restraining me currently. I can only do so much when she exerts her influence over me. When she's not though, oh I can do so much more. *red eye flash* I took out most of London in a night, left their bodies carved to shreds, ate the organs, and then captured an immortal. She was the most fun to torment. I broke her in two days. Trust me, it's me the Stalkers should be afraid of, not the other way around.

*cups your chin* If anyone's going to be offed, it'll be you, young one. You're dealing with someone who's over a century old. Lesson one of being insane, hiding it is key. The less people know of your lack of sanity, the easier it is to capture them, and their expressions of betrayal and fear are so much more precious that way.

Your illusions of grandeur are funny. You are nothing more than a puppet, being pulled at the strings by a lowly little grass eater. Hiding behind a facade, acting all big and bad; killing on temper tantrums and leaving perfectly good food to waste. Wasting your time on organs, wasting your time on easy trivial matters like betrayel, wasting your time on a smile. Wasting my time trying to instill fear into a being whose only purpose is to devour, everything,

Why hide the truth? Why hide what you really are? You poor unfortunate soul.

Your immortality is nothing impressive, just makes you cocky. And when you slip up, and you will, one day, maybe not against these maggots, but you will slip up, and when you do, I'll be there to devour you, piece, by, piece.

Go ahead, come back at me with your talks of all the things you have accomplished, all the bodies you have sliced up, how you would kill me if a little grasshopper wasn't in the way, see if it'll get even a twinge.

[Chakramaster]

But you look so taaaaaaaasty...

Noooooooo ;o; don't eat me! I'm still too big though aren't I? xD

[Chibi Altaria]

Noooooooo ;o; don't eat me! I'm still too big though aren't I? xD

Nothing is too big to eat.

[Chakramaster]

Nothing is too big to eat.

;o; don't eat meeeeeeeeeee. I'm too adroable to eat! I'm a Pikachu!

[Chibi Altaria]

;o; don't eat meeeeeeeeeee. I'm too adroable to eat! I'm a Pikachu!

[Chakramaster]

;o; whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[Chibi Altaria]

;o; whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Cause om nom. :3

[Fate]

@Noblejanobii

^ Just do what she says and hand over your wallet.