Quote Originally Posted by Bulbasaur View Post
Maybe this "gh943jdsl" isn't really a spam bot. Maybe the "gh" means something.
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FIGHT HIS BUTT ANYWAY WOOO
*The AMBIGUITY of your assault on dark SPAMbot gh943jdsl has resulted in it turning into VOIDCALLER XO703, resulting in the redirection of the space-time compulsion velocity continuum. This distortion of quantum molecular mechanics has warped the laws of physics to your own liking, resulting in the utter destruction of dark SPAMbot gh943jdsl.*

*It was just a spambot. But the destruction of it has clued you in that the gh in its name stood for Goldfish Hugger. This useless fact has been noted in the Team Glossary of Disintelligence.*

*You find SPAMbot gh943jdsl has dropped the following Looot.*

TACO DRAGON KATANA - By capturing the sheer prowess of dragons and tacos, two things that have little to do with each other, this mighty blade has materialized! Don't ask, I still haven't gotten this approved by legal, yet.

BAZOOKA OF THE YOUTUBE KEYBOARD CAT - It meows when it fires!

ENCHANTED TOOTHBRUSH, SHADOWCORE - The lost relic of the space pirates was here this whole time! Shh, keep it our little secret.

*Socially Apocalyptic GGG ATTACKS the field with UBERBOOGER BARRAGE! Giant exploding landmine boogers have scattered around the battlefield!*

*In the distance, in a nearby fallen skyscraper, you suddenly hear a cry for help! It's a squeaky, whiny kind of voice, but you can hear all kinds of crashing and crumbling coming from around it!*

What do you do!?